#armorstainedred

[braveisabel-blog]

[theredwonder]

“I thought we weren’t going to do shit like that.”

“It’s just a mod, Jason. It’s not gonna change the entire game. It’s supposed to make it more fun.”

[circus-bird]

@armorstainedred liked for a starter  [ ★ ]

   “Hey! Watch where you’re aiming that thing, Hood!”

[theredwonder]

“Who did this?”

“Would you believe me if I said I hit my myself in the face with my staff?”

[detectivebird]

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You are:

[] A healer[x] A sword fighter[] A sorceror/sorceress[x] A fist fighter[] An archer[] A damsel in distress[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you[x] Be the one getting rescued[x] Always offer to pay for our drink[x] Often leave you behind[] Try to seduce you at every turn

We met:

[] Once upon a dream[] In our childhood[] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night[x] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[] Yes[] No[x] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens![] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.[x] I might help. Maybe.[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.[] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[x] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.[x] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.[] It’s in the bedroom.

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all![x] Grow old and adventure together.[] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.[] Create a new kingdom all our own![] Discover new lands![] Conquer new lands![] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[x] We are friends.[] We are enemies

[sassiesandsmark-archive]

"What's another word for 'Red Hood'?"

"Mine? Or were you looking for something like sexy or drunk text?"

[theworldisafraidofus-blog]

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“Get up!”

[theflyinggrayson-archive-blog]

"Breakfast.

       —Alfred-delivered. Unless you prefer Lunchables?”

   "Alfred was here? Seriously? And he brought food?"