Sometimes being aromantic can be quite comical - especially when it involves allo friends having relationship drama. Don’t get me wrong, I am perfectly capable of giving people good and serious advice when they’re really looking for it. However, sometimes it takes all I have to not let my aro brain slip out and take over, and it’s hilarious when it does.
Allo friend: “ugh I just can’t believe they’re being like this right now. i’m not sure why i started dating them in the first place.”
What I probably should say: “i’m sure it’ll all work out, maybe there’s something else going on with them, you’re an awesome human, you don’t deserve this.” etc.
What I actually say: “maybe just… don’t date? idk.”











