#aroalloundertaker

[elisamaza]

Holy shit @ the KS drama, I’m sorry you got roped into it like that

thank you. fortunately i got enough sleep so i’m not very tired

[eroticcannibal]

God okay… you were talking about dreams and I thought it was funny cause I had literally just woken up from a dream so I made a reference to that “coincidence I think not” gif as a joke, which is prob why tumblr ate it. Anyway, I dreamt I had to kill this dude who was literally just a fully functioning face nailed to a plank of wood (like, you could see inside his mouth, it looked like anyone else’s). After I killed him I puked my own heart into my mouth and swallowed it.

god can u imagine just. being a fuckin face. that must suck. 

[eroticcannibal]

Did tumblr eat my ask cause I think it did

i think so only recent ones i got here are anons

[chaotic-carnifex]

Also guess who the popcorn anon was

Aves you are cancelled.

[chaotic-carnifex]

I can see you like your marshmallows toasted, but what about raw and straight out of the bag

Fine I guess, but much less fun bc it implies lack of a campfire.

Y'know what's nice tho? Mini marshmallows in hot chocolate.

[tiredbluejay]

Re: mayo smell: it’s not just you. But also I tend to smell foods others claim don’t have a smell as well. How do I convince my family that I’m not making it up and lettuce actually does have a smell and it’s bad so that they’ll understand why I can’t even go in the kitchen when they’re handling it?

YOU THINK LETTUCE SMELLS TOO??

As for how to convince your family of that, no clue. Depending on what’s being cooked, there are times when the smell is so bad from the kitchen that I can’t even be on the same level of the house, and no one in my family believes me that A) the smell is that strong or B) the smell is bad.

[eroticcannibal]

Ketchup is good, esp when mixed with mustard, while mayo was created specifically to hurt me

never thought i’d see you with a bad take

[eroticcannibal]

I have honest to god read up on some of the worst names and tbh idk which is worse: the people who name their daughters Vagina or the puritans from centuries ago who named their daughter If Christ Had Not Died For Thee Thou Hadst Been Damned. (And yes that full thing is all just the first name. The poor girl was probably called Damned for short). I’m just saying, there’s a lot of terrible names out there and Dorito is not even gonna make top 100 worst names.

Puritans did not fuck around with names damn