#arooooooooooga

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‪Because if three year olds are known for anything, it’s their voracious appetite for the Conan Doyle canon and their tendency to drop it into everyday conversation. ‬

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“These Brexit-hating car companies think they’re *so* clever, but they’re not fooling me. Not Wally Walsham of Tatworth, no sir....and notice, these cars are all left hand drive. Left. THE LEFT. It's bloody Corbyn and the PC Brigade, you take my word for it. Mabel! MABEL! Bring me that special pyramid-shaped tinfoil hat!"