if you make a joke thats been made more than twice already im peeing in your shoes
inside of you there are two intestines.
one of them is large, and the other is small.

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if you make a joke thats been made more than twice already im peeing in your shoes
inside of you there are two intestines.
one of them is large, and the other is small.
dashboard simulator
mutual 1: house md mouse bites gif
mutual 2: my daddy and my mommy breaking bad song
mutual 3: I NEED A QUESADILLA SO FUCKING BADDDDDDDDDD
mutual 4: dan howell is a women
mutual 5: ouhhh,,,,,tomyinit
mutual 6: [ass shatteringly beautiful painting]
mutual 3: [17 rbs of quesadillas]
mutual 7: i think i hauve covid,
mutual 8: im sick for the 50th time this year
mutual 9: i love juggling #myballs
mutual 10: does anyone wanna get lost in the woods with me
mutual 3: a quesadilla would go so fucking hard rn
"our ai is perfect for oc creators" "use my ai to hear your characters voice :3" USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION
how many sideblogs do u have
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can you drive
yes (licensed driver)
yes (learners permit or otherwise unlicensed)
no (never learned how/havent learned how yet)
no (not old enough/not legal for me for whatever reason)
bald
a catholic told me the christian babies kept getting hit by baseball bats so i asked how many christian babies they had on the baseball field and they said they just throw a new one every time so i said it sounds like theyre just feeding christian babies to baseball bats and the christian baby in their hand started crying
stop calling me bitch in the tags
is your main blorbo a girl
yes
no
partially/nuance (fluid, etc) NOT AN HC BUTTON IF YOUR NUANCE IS HC HIT NO
headcanons do not count