#arsonistbread

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How do you make holy water?

Shoot it

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What’s green and has wheels?

A green car

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My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right. (my wife will hate me for this)

I hate that I found this funny-

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Me eighty

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

Blood?

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I went to the store to pick up some camouflage pants,

But I couldn’t find any.

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What do you call a boomerang that never comes back

My mum

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Three fish are in a tank.

One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”

Why did I not think fish tank first