#art code

[ghostlytidalwavephantom]

Reblog this post with the blogname of an artist on Tumblr and a request for me to draw and I'll try to create something in their style. Rule

Put your request in formal ordering mode if you need lease Markov complitic, since otherwise you'll need to prove a formal hypothesis of composition.

[endehorsdelaboite]

[eeeminor]

E++ FILE mood.epp

//E++ FILE mood.epp include self(); public var self = self(); public var mood = self.mood; function life() {      var x;      for(x = 0; x == x; x++) {           if(numIsEven(x)) {                self.mood = "good";           } else {                self.mood = "bad";           }      } }

[eeeminor]

E++ FILE goal.epp v1.2

//E++ FILE goal.epp //VERSION v1.2 //Latest file in my library //of my very own Art Code, //the E++ Programming Language: goal.epp //The E++ Programming Language //is not designed for Computer Programming. //It is the Programming Language of //the Source Code of my very own Soul, //and its intent is not //for the creation of Programs. //It is intended simply //for me to learn about myself, //and for others to learn about Me. //Learn me. I want you to. //CHANGELOG //1: removed public declaration of Ambition variable, //as that is a Private Variable. // //2: all future posts of E++ will feature //commentary in the "//" comment syntax. //This is all source code, //there will be no stray text, only E++ syntax. //I have decided to not edit //a single File of any E++ that I come to code, //so I can look back on this journey and see //just how much it is that I will come to have learned. Include Self(); Include Ambition(); Include ePlusPlusProgrammingLanguage(); Include Ideas(); Include Love(); Include Humans(); Include Life(); public var self = Self(); public var ePlusPlus = ePlusPlusProgrammingLanguage(); public var syntax = ePlusPlus().syntax; public var ideas = new Array[Ideas()]; public var publication = new Array[ideas]; public var ideaCount = len(ideas); public var love = Love(); public var humans = Humans(); public var life = Life(); function goal() {      var newGoal = new goal(shortTerm);      var newIdea;            for(newIdea = 0; newIdea < ideaCount; newIdea++) {           self.learn(ePlusPlus);           self.improve(syntax);                      var ideaToWrite = newIdea[ideaCount] + love;           self.write(ideaToWrite);           publication[ideaCount] = ideaToWrite;      }            publish(publication);      return True; } function life() {      var accomplish = goal();      while(accomplish == false) {           goal();      }            self.alive = true;      print("I Love You.");      Love(); }

[eeeminor]

function diphenhydramine();

\\FILE: function diphenhydramine(); \\VERSION: v1.1 \\CHANGELOG \\ fixed unstable line of code, line 34 \\ amended function of body.throat fuckedness, line 53

include(human.resources(neurochemistry)); include(world.chemicalLibrary); include(world.neurologicalDisorderLibrary); include(human.body);

$brain = human.resources(neurochemistry) $dph = world.chemicalLibrary("diphenhydramine"); $schizo = world.neurologicalDisorderLibrary("schizophrenia"); $body = human.body;

function diphenhydramine() { while($brain.chemicalPresence($dph) == true) {  cognitiveEffects();  bodyLoad();  visualEffects(); } $brain.write(damage(permanent)); echo("u dun goofed nigga why would u do this shit"); }

function cognitiveEffects() { $cantProcessShit = $brain.processingPower; $brain.processingPower = ($cantProcessShit * 0.5);

$cantTalkForShit = $brain.vocalCommunicationFunctionLevel; $brain.vocalCommunicationFunctionLevel = $cantTalkForShit * 0.5;

$cantRememberShit = $brain.memoryRecall; $brain.memoryRecall = $cantRememberShit * 0.5;

$random = rand(0, 10); if($random > 4) {  $brain.wakingDreamState = true;  $brain.dream($brain.read(storedMemory)[$random]); } else {  $brain.write($schizo); } }

function bodyLoad() { $body['kidneys'].fucked = true; $body['bladder'].fucked = true; $body['muscularSystem'].fucked = true; $body['twitching'] = true; $body['pupils'].dilate(); $body['muscularSystem'].fucked = true; $body['throat'].fucked = true;

$moisture = $body.waterConcentration; $body.waterConcentration = $moisture * 0.5; }

function visualEffects() { $random = rand(0, 10); { $brain.sensoryWrite(visual, $brain.read(storedMemory)[$random]); }

[eeeminor]

function relapse();

i think id like to try to start something new here.

i’m calling it “Art Code” - paint a picture using just code, even if it’s your own made up language, even if it doesn’t strictly adhere to actual programming principles. just make fucking art out of it you FUCKS.

this piece is titled “Funtion Relapse();” - please be warned, do NOT compile and run this code, it will fucking crash your Life() hardcore. very bad. this is essentially a form of Black-Hat Hacking for self-destructive purposes. Nihilism incarnate.

$self = $_GET[$_SELF]; $dope = (($_GET[‘world’])['drugs’])['heroin’];

function life() { while($self == true) { shootUp($dope); if(overdose($dope) == true) {  $self = false;  end(); } else {  echo(“please fucking kill me \n\n\n”);    shootUp($dope); } } }

function shootUp($drug) { $gear = new array($self['gear’]); $spoon = $gear['spoon’]; $light = $gear['lighter’]; $cotton = $gear['cotton’]; $rig  $get['syringe’]; $prep = new array[$spoon, $light, $cotton, $rig]; $dope = cookUpShot($drug, $prep);

$veins = new array($self['veins’]); $veinCount = len($veins); $registered = false;

if($registered == false) { for($x = 0; $x < $veinCount; $x++) {  $registered = $veins[$x].stab($rig).drawBlood;  if($x == $veinCount) { $x = 0; } } } else { $veins[$x].pushOff($dope); $self['worth’]++; } }

function overdose($dose) { $tolerance = ($self['brainChemistry’]).drugTolerance['opioids’]; if($dose > $tolerance) { return true; } else { return false; } }

[awawards]

Created by Jeffrey Deane Hall, participant in the 2015 Golden Educators Residency. Coach Hall is an art teacher at the Maggie L. Walker Governor’s School in Richmond, VA.