Andy Weir fuck-o-meter:
Artemis: 72 fucks (or variations of the word fuck)
The Martian: 60
Project Hail Mary: 4 (1 by Ryland, 3 by other characters)
Shit-o-meter:
Artemis: 158
The Martian: 93
Project Hail Mary: 5
Idiot-o-meter:
Artemis: 19
The Martian: 6
Project Hail Mary: 9
Edit:
Stupid-o-meter:
Artemis: 18
The Martian: 9
Project Hail Mary: 35
Jackpot!
Bonus:
Friend-o-meter:
Artemis: 56
The Martian: 8
Project Hail Mary: 50
Maritime law and pirate-o-meter:
Artemis: 1
The Martian: 12
Project Hail Mary: 0














