#arthistoryproblems

[russiansoulvintage]

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[wtfarthistory]

This guy has had an eyelash (aka paintbrush hair) in his eye for 700 years! #MedievalProblems #ArtHistoryProblems Photo: WTF Art History

[clean-cheeks]

Check out this undigestible bullshit reading that consumes 90% of my workload.

"Needless to say, Zenobia and Miriam share this morally suspect physical lushness. Miriam's portrait is 'the portrait of a beautiful woman, such as one sees only two or three, if even so many, in all a lifetime; so beautiful, that she seemed to get into your consciousness and memory, and could never afterwards be shut out, but haunted your dreams, for pleasure or for pain, holding your inner realm as a conquered territory, though without deigning to make herself at home there'. 33 Zenobia is endowed with comparable ch.arms. On first seeing her, the narrator Coverdale says, 'I know not well how to express that the native glow of coloring in her cheeks, and even the flesh-warmth over her round arms, and what was visible of her full bust - in a word, her womanliness incarnated - compelled me to sometimes to dose my eyes, as if it were not quite the privilege of modesty to gaze at her'. 34 At one point in The Marble Faun, Hawthorne glosses the distinction that he has been reiterating between the beautiful, with its immediate appeal to the senses, and the more cerebral pleasures of the sublime by observing (of a superlative wine) that 'like whatever else is superlatively good, it was perhaps better appreciated in the memory, than by present consciousness'. 35 Zenobia and Miriam, who appeal too directly to present consciousness, are slated for a marmoreal reconstruction that will correct this problem."

[nilima-khan]

omg I was watching a movie and I couldn't stop thinking about the art history terms I learned this semester. they were all over the movie. the more knowledge I gain, the less at peace I am 😭

[hoorayformonet]

I just found out that you can't lie on the floor of the Sistine Chapel

How the fuck else am I supposed to fully enjoy the works of Michelangelo 

My neck will be so uncomfortable 

[arthistoryproblemz]

Art of Greece and Rome.

thats all. thats the biggest problem in our lives right now.

[arthistoryproblemz]

[arthistoryproblemz]

Dislocated a rib and have doctor's orders to not carry over 10 lbs on the same day you're trying to get your giant rolling suitcase of thesis books home for spring break.

Books > ribs.