#artiistical

[inunoha]

-throws some explosive dog biscuits at- WOOF!

‘WHO THE FU-- 

         YOU’RE A DEAD MAN, BLONDIE!!!’

[tailessbeast-blog]

artiistical replied to your post:Just kinda clambers up onto his back and stays...

Itachi threatened me and you’re the tallest, now protect me shark man!

       “Deidara-- I can’t even do anything about Itachi--         the mans a beast when he’s angry--!“

[nuuzumaki-archive-blog]

-shoves a bowl of exploding ramen under your nose- ENJOY!

that doesn’t even smell like ichiraku ramen.

[tenexris-blog]

✔

Send me  ✔ and I will bold preferences for your muse!

My muse(s): Itachi Uchiha

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

[reliantismsarchive-blog]

“ Mind if I sit next to you? Phobos is being a pain 

in the ass. “

[shattered--light]

Would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Ask my muse NSFW questions and see how they respond.

“Would you like to end up stuck in a tree? Or perhaps hanging from a flagpole?”