#artists2021

[suuho]

my artists of 2021: #2 shinee

“what explanation do you need? this is SHINee. we are five.”

[artists-2021]

ARTISTS 2021 INTRODUCTIONS, POLICES AND CAMPAIGN PLAN

Hello hello! This is the official blog for the ARTISTS2021 mcytblr elections party!

Our members consist of:

Izzy( @daaziscoolbesties ) as President

Sunny( @sunny-is-in-the-void ) as Vice President

and Asher( @thenonbinarycryptid ) as Treasure(Keeper of the Cookies)

Here are our polices and reasons to support us!

-Everyone will be LGBTQ+. If you really don't want to be, that's fine, but it's highly encouraged

-Asher will give everyone who supports us as many virtual cookies as you please

-We will legalize tax fraud

-Izzy will personally hunt down Bitch Shartman and roast him over an open fire. It'll be a public event for all of mcytblr to witness if they wish

-Other parties have talked about giving Ghostbur a gun, but we raise you this: Give Niki Nihachu a gun. And, if we're feeling spicy, give her a gallon of gasoline and some matches

-We will open up submissions here on our blog for you to send in your mcytblr art for us to post and help give you clout in return for you supporting us

-We're all really hot so you should vote for us

-We're also all extremely talented artists

-We aren't DSMP centered!! We also actively enjoy Hermitcraft and 3rd Life SMP, unlike how I'm sure some people are just using those names for votes

-We're all asexual icons, so we can't be distracted from election matters with horniness

-We will sacrifice Dream to the Boatem Hole

-We will give Grian and Mumbo the rights to swear

-We'll bring Grumbot back

-Homophobes, transphobes, aphobes, racists, terfs, exclusionists, etc will be burned at the stake

-We will outlaw anyone who says "oH eM gEe Is ThAt A rAnBoO rEfErEnCe" to anything and everything that's black & white, especially when they say it to smaller streamers who are literally just vibing and don't want to be compared to people

-We will also outlaw people who says "DNF???" or "HEATWAVES???" every time they see anything blue and green

-Amogus is outlawed

-We will Wilbur-ify your closet so you can have style

-And at the same time we will hunt down Wilbur the evil reddit man for hurting Ghostbur

-We support smaller streamers, specifically those of TownyTTV (orangepup_, OneBiteAidan, turtlefountain, N3PCHU, and impishEvil, just to name a few(all on Twitch)) and a lot of the ones just mentioned also make great art. Artists supporting artists amirite?

-We propose Hermitcraft-themed days of the week: Mumbo Jumbo Monday, Tango Tuesday, Welsknight Wednesday, Grian is Terrific Thursday, FalseSymmetry Friday, GoodTimesWithScar Saturday, and StressMonster Sunday

-Members of dsmptwt will be rounded up and if they cannot prove they aren't problematic we will hunt them for sport

-Izzy owns a plague doctor mask and not one, but TWO crowns, and that seems like some good reasoning

-Everyone gets arson rights

-The national anthem will be Bananaphone by Raffi

Our ask box is open so if you have any debate questions or need more explanation or clarification on a specific policy, feel free to send them in! We hope you consider supporting us, and we'll see you at the polls!

[pr1ncessyue]

@archf3y on ig

[daaziscoolbesties]

THIS IS PROPAGANDA

VOTE ARTISTS2021 WE'RE ALL ACE ICONS AND ALSO HOT

[artaelyn]

*trips into your ask box* *falls* *from the floor*: hello hello, could i interest you in talking about the party @artists-2021 for the mcytblr elections or have you been swayed by tapeworm2021 already? or are you staying out of election matters (which honestly isnt the worst idea but im in for it now) entirely?

I kinda just opened Tumblr and got bombarded with tapeworm2021, I honestly have no idea what’s happening hsksshskshsj

I think I’m just gonna stay out of the election

[suuho]

my artists of 2021: #4 got7

“everything about you was a gift, remember that right now. we will sing for you, even when time passes. we will sing for you for the rest of the days, too.”

[suuho]

my artists of 2021: #1 pentagon

“even when I was tired, I ran, changing what I wanted. even when people tried to stop me, I just hoped it’ll get forgotten. I’ll live with no regrets, looking at the sky like this, spread my wings and fly, now like this.”

[daaziscoolbesties]

me sliding into the askbox of every mcyt related blog i see who hasnt chosen a party yet, trying to get them to support @artists-2021 :