ARTISTS 2021 INTRODUCTIONS, POLICES AND CAMPAIGN PLAN
Hello hello! This is the official blog for the ARTISTS2021 mcytblr elections party!
Our members consist of:
Izzy( @daaziscoolbesties ) as President
Sunny( @sunny-is-in-the-void ) as Vice President
and Asher( @thenonbinarycryptid ) as Treasure(Keeper of the Cookies)
Here are our polices and reasons to support us!
-Everyone will be LGBTQ+. If you really don't want to be, that's fine, but it's highly encouraged
-Asher will give everyone who supports us as many virtual cookies as you please
-We will legalize tax fraud
-Izzy will personally hunt down Bitch Shartman and roast him over an open fire. It'll be a public event for all of mcytblr to witness if they wish
-Other parties have talked about giving Ghostbur a gun, but we raise you this: Give Niki Nihachu a gun. And, if we're feeling spicy, give her a gallon of gasoline and some matches
-We will open up submissions here on our blog for you to send in your mcytblr art for us to post and help give you clout in return for you supporting us
-We're all really hot so you should vote for us
-We're also all extremely talented artists
-We aren't DSMP centered!! We also actively enjoy Hermitcraft and 3rd Life SMP, unlike how I'm sure some people are just using those names for votes
-We're all asexual icons, so we can't be distracted from election matters with horniness
-We will sacrifice Dream to the Boatem Hole
-We will give Grian and Mumbo the rights to swear
-We'll bring Grumbot back
-Homophobes, transphobes, aphobes, racists, terfs, exclusionists, etc will be burned at the stake
-We will outlaw anyone who says "oH eM gEe Is ThAt A rAnBoO rEfErEnCe" to anything and everything that's black & white, especially when they say it to smaller streamers who are literally just vibing and don't want to be compared to people
-We will also outlaw people who says "DNF???" or "HEATWAVES???" every time they see anything blue and green
-Amogus is outlawed
-We will Wilbur-ify your closet so you can have style
-And at the same time we will hunt down Wilbur the evil reddit man for hurting Ghostbur
-We support smaller streamers, specifically those of TownyTTV (orangepup_, OneBiteAidan, turtlefountain, N3PCHU, and impishEvil, just to name a few(all on Twitch)) and a lot of the ones just mentioned also make great art. Artists supporting artists amirite?
-We propose Hermitcraft-themed days of the week: Mumbo Jumbo Monday, Tango Tuesday, Welsknight Wednesday, Grian is Terrific Thursday, FalseSymmetry Friday, GoodTimesWithScar Saturday, and StressMonster Sunday
-Members of dsmptwt will be rounded up and if they cannot prove they aren't problematic we will hunt them for sport
-Izzy owns a plague doctor mask and not one, but TWO crowns, and that seems like some good reasoning
-Everyone gets arson rights
Our ask box is open so if you have any debate questions or need more explanation or clarification on a specific policy, feel free to send them in! We hope you consider supporting us, and we'll see you at the polls!
Submissions for art are now open! And also the askbox is now officially open because I seemed to have forgotten to turn that on last time
Updates to our polices:
-The national anthem will be Bananaphone by Raffi
-Regarding the reblog to like ratio situation on tumblr, we plan on sending everyone who likes art without reblogging it into a large coliseum and have them hunt each other for sport, hunger games style
Updates part 2:
-We now have a semi-alliance with the parties SWAMP2021(president @betweenlands) and FICTION16(president @nightmare761)!! Very cool, excited to be working with them.
-Added to the polices, we will have all of mcytblr watch Inro's series Secret Rivals on youtube because its really good
