pls protect Val. Allen is gonna try to kill vase
Oh yo what the fuck?? Let them know if they touch a Single hair on my partners head I will make sure no one even remembers their name.
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pls protect Val. Allen is gonna try to kill vase
Oh yo what the fuck?? Let them know if they touch a Single hair on my partners head I will make sure no one even remembers their name.
Hiyah! Could I get a queen ship please? I'm around 5'6, bronde, short hair and a little bit tan. I'm also Australian, so I surf and I love the beach. I love to laugh and I love making other people laugh, I am an aspiring actor/performer but I can play electric guitar. I am a weightlifter as well. Thank you.! PS. I love your writing!
🥺🥺🥺🥺 aaww your literally too nice! Thank you so much my dear is love to write you a ship!
Roger Taylor
💎- Roger has never thought about touching a surfboard in his entire life, so when he met you he insisted on learning. Naturally it was a comedic disaster. But eventually roger got the hang of it. Together the two of you frequent the beaches, he often complains about the heat because his Londoner self isn’t used to the sun constantly being out and one of you (I won’t mention names) leaves with a sunburn almost every time
💎- when you and roger are together it is rarely ever a dull moment. He is a child at heart so often times the two of you find yourselves in a prank war that branches out to Freddie, John, and finally Brian. You two love to make each other laugh and love the sound of each others laughter.
💎- Roger is a pretty noodly boy as far as muscles go. He has well defined shoulders and arms but is lacking pretty much everywhere else so he asked you to help teach him how to weight lift. Now you have a lifting buddy, he loves coming to the gym and hyping you up and he loves the defined muscles on your arms.
💎- sometimes Roger makes fun of you for playing guitar because drums are obviously the best instrument. But he still loves playing music with you and supports you in your aspiring career. He attends your performances and any shows your in, he’s not much of an actor but he loves watching you onstage or behind the screen.
OKAY SO YOU!!! I HAVE A BONE TO PICK W YOU!!!! I literally just started following you and I binge read your kihyun story last night and lemme tell you sweetie, I was late to work but I do not regret it, I loved it so so much and I am an emotional mess! I just wanted to know if you plan on updating it? Literally no rush like take your sweet time take a year If you have to but it's amazing and you're amazing 💝🐹
okay i take pride in knowing i made you late to work like THANKS LOVE ♡
actually ss is on hiatus rn and i’m honestly not sure when it will be updated? it got kinda overwhelming when ppl would only care about that and even after an update they’d already demand another chapter so like, i’ve been putting my focus on other things but i really appreciate all your love and support and thank you for liking my trash and following my even trashier blog ♡♡
Hello, Hari. Glad to hear that I was not the only one nudged by Tim into making an account.
I had a question about that vase from case #0120606. Is it still in Artefact Storage?
@ask-the-head-archivist
Hello Jon, glad to hear some of the other Heads are joining lol!
As for the Vase yes and no
It was recently? Uhhh de-homophobia-ed?? Additionally it can turn into a human that I am now dating
It’s a long story :) and in my defence they are actually very sweet and worry about me more then they need to lol
Hey there
You probably don’t want to know about this, since you’re so high that you could touch the clouds, but I am a variant of the man from that statement that the head archivist told you about.
And I am out, but it was through the vase getting shattered.
But it was a different version of the vase than Val!
I know that now.
Anyways, hope you’re not having a bad high, and see ya!
-@aussiewhogotvased
iillovoeeee my parrtnerrerrrrr ;+; immm uhhhh.... glad you're ok????? it better not ve my Val, they're too smoochable
Would you like a cookie?
@cookiesfromthevoid
Yeah sure! I have been feeling a bit peckish :)
Plus I’m not allowed to eat the teeth apples anymore
Hari
I am begging you not to stick your ? into the vase
Problematic age gap
evil partner
you could die
antique
homophobia
Please
it’s not worth it
Oh so me loving the old vase is an issue but Edward and Bella aren’t :((
Also bold of you to assume I care about my partner’s moral compass
They promised not to eat me :)