#as hell

[harpers-tartarus]

when your daughters find out about your late nights cooking food with your husband after its past their bedtime lmao

[jieobin]

*opens tumblr*

*scrolls a lil*

*sees hannibal is trending*

“huh? what is it this ti- OH.. its pride month. right.”

[jaubaius]

Boss: Why are you late for work?! 

Me: You're never gonna believe this..

Source

[whysoblue2]

The "vacation" gifts for the General

Did you guys really think I was done with Asty's bday? Nah, just being fucking slow as usual.💙

Among the many presents, our general has been given vacations, spa breaks, and time alone with his Lord 💜 Astaroth was eager to cash out! (and so was his Lord)

CW SUPER SUGGESTIVE

Thanks to @lemonlamblaura for the spa day, those cucumbers look good on him!

It was a carefree day of no nonsense, alone with his beloved husband, thanks to @icygrass

That turned into a lovely vacation break of two weeks, thanks to @bookmark-extraordinaire

Ah, good thing his Lord is a healer, uh? Baby Jelly wouldn't walk for a long time... A-EHM! Well, guys, this was a good one, wasn't it? Thank you all! More gifts are coming up💙

[kindregard]

body is so tea like ugggghhhhrhrhrhrh

HELLOOOOO SAILOR

[inferiorvenacava]

Rotund 🎈

[dakotayum]

guess who's attending their certificate ceremony today

yep. ME.

feeling pretty Hajime hinata with the tie n shit