《 Note: OC incorrect quotes because I can- ~ The only characters I own are my OCs (Mallory, Thorn, Marius, Asani, Ashe, Blaise, Fero, Aurelia, and Libi). The rest of the characters are either from Florenetta (@just-patchy) or TWST itself. 》
《 🌸 TWST OC Incorrect Quotes Cause I'm Bored 🌸 》
Libi: Help! I told John I'd cook dinner tonight but I can't cook!
Lucetta, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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John: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever is under it.
Libi: John, no.
Lucetta: Mistlefoe.
Libi: Don't encourage him.
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Blaise: Okay, truth or dare?
Idia: Truth.
Blaise: How many hours have you slept this week?
Idia:
Idia: ...Dare.
Blaise: Go to bed.
Idia: I don't like this game.
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Asani: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Jamil: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Asani: I've never heard you laugh before.
Jamil: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Marius: How's the prettiest person here doing?
Ashe: I don't know, how are you?
Marius, flustered: I-
Floyd, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Mallory, walking into Ramshackle: Hello, people who don't live here.
Jack: Hey.
Deuce: Hi.
Sebek: Hello.
Epel: Hey!
Mallory: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ace: Riddle was gonna collar us.
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Jamil: Where're you going?
Asani: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there.
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Silver: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Fero: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Aurelia: Smad.
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Stefano: Favorite horror movie?
Mordred: It.
John: Saw.
Lucetta: Annabelle.
Libi: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.
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Libi: I'm gonna take you out tonight.
John: Great, it's a date!
Libi: I meant that as a threat.
John: See you at five!
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Silver: I slept for almost twelve hours, but I might still be tired, so lets go for twelve more just in case.
Aurelia: Silver, that's called a coma.
Silver: Sounds festive.
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Marius: I've noticed we've slowly been phasing out the B out of our Bromance.
Ashe: There was a B?
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Blaise, writing in their diary using a glitter pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Marius: Why is it always the sassy gay friend? Why can't there be some variety?
Thorn: Like the sarcastic ace friend.
Mallory: Brutally honest bisexual friend.
Libi: Constantly anxious pansexual friend.
Asani: Less than impressed lesbian friend.
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Lilia: Do you take constructive criticism?
Aurelia: Not without crying.
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Thorn: Without the ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful.
Mallory: Thank you for your sacrifice.
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Aurelia: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Silver: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Aurelia: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Sebek: A realist sees a freight train.
Fero: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.