don draper is one of the characters of all time. he's so effortlessly rich and handsome that women and men solicit him everywhere he goes. he's the son of a whore and grew up in a whorehouse. he inhabits another man's name like he's advertising a product to himself and the world. he's named after his mother's dying wish to cut his father's dick off. he's an award winning creative director. he's desperate for something real but can't handle anything true. he laps up the smallest crumbs of attention because he's starving for anything that resembles love but doesn't know what love really is and can't see it in the people who try the hardest to love to him. he both pissed his pants and accidentally blew up his CO like 5 mins after arriving in korea,