Jul 18, 2024
(This is for the If you're bored let someone ship you with a fictional character)
Ahem. /hj
HELP ME
I MEAN OLDER VERRSION OF HIM HONK YEAH
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(This is for the If you're bored let someone ship you with a fictional character)
Ahem. /hj
HELP ME
I MEAN OLDER VERRSION OF HIM HONK YEAH
Uchida Yuuma. WHAT WAS THAT
Seriously that was epic I wasnβt ready for that. I died even more than last week.
No-A$$ Ash
*Nick just being contrary to everything Ash says just to irritate the living hell out of him*
Ash then of course roles his eyes and shoves Nick. He, in turn, shoves him with his Malachai strength which gets him to the floor.
Ash*on the floor in pain*: OW! Gods, Nick! πΏ you KNOW I don't have an ass noticeable enough to cushion my fall!!
Nick: omg π€£π KYKY!!! I think I broke Ash's nonexistent butt! *cant stop laughing *
Kyrian in his office just like- omg πππ½ yes, it's about time someone put you on your ass!
Ash yelling back: I DONT HAVE ONE!!!!!!! πΏ
Nick suddenly falls to the floor, and is still having a laugh attach, but harder than before.
Ash*irritably*: what???
Nick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAhahhahahahahaaaahhh..hehe, he...heheeeeeehhhhhhh
*after minutes of not answering him*
You- π haHA!! Y-you have no backside, right?
Ash glaring at him with a seriously lethal gaze**
Nick: so, s-so that makes you...no- pfft π NO A$$ ASH!!!!!! π€£ππππ ππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
*like, Ash ain't trying to show his amusement, but then you have Kyrian upstairs like-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kyky needs help cuz he can't breathe no more*
They keep being a-holes about it...but they always tell Ash that he can't cuz he don't got no ass to laugh off ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½
Earthquake...
*Acheron just pacing Kyrian's living room with him, Zarek, Wulf, Talon, and their families in the same room debating what to do about Cherise's upcoming birthday*
Zarek: not to be that guy, but who the hell is Cherise and why is he stressing about something like this? *looks at Talon* You have any clue there, Celt?
Talon: why you asking me? It's not usual he does this sort of thing, being around is, that is. What do ya say, Kyrian? Any idea how we're gonna get him to stop before he ruins your flooring?
*Kyrian shakes his head*
All of the sudden, Tabitha, Val, Julian, and Styxx burst into the room from the kitchen.
Kyrian's just like "wtf?"
Styxx looking at Ash like "wtf is he doing that again for???
Zarek: well, I think I've seen enough. *walks up to Ash and literally just shoves him over to the couch, thus causing him to fall over the damn thing*
Nick*from his office*: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!
And right when Ash gets up and is about to confront Zarek, Nick runs him and tackles him back down.
Nick: DONT WORRY, ASH!!! I WONT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU!! IVE GOT YOU COVERED!
*Despite his protests, literally drags him under the TV stand*
Ash can't even be mad at him seeing as how hilarious the whole situation is, so he bursts out laughing despite not wanting to.
*everybody just dies laughing cuz it was so dang funny*
Zarek: so...what are we doing about that woman's birthday??
Ash: ...fuck
WHY HASNT THIS HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!!?
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π β i love your aesthetic / graphics π β i love how you portray your muse(s) β€οΈ β you're one of my favorite blogs
I ship you with your faithful companion that has been there with you through thick and thin, who will always have your back no matter what, and will always been there to fight your battles with you - your frying pan.
Tell my muse who you ship them with. Be as subtle or as obvious as you like!
βWow just wow. How did I not notice it before?β
regularjersey replied to your post:(goes lowkey) ππΌπ
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