location: condom sense
status: closed for @asherfranklin
"Now tell me why they'd make the honey flavoured lube bottle identical to the cute little bearr bottles at the supermarket?" She had demanded, picking up the object and showing the blonde. Truthfully, she didn't know why they decided to come in here, just one of those random decisions, but every time Phoebe entered the store, there was always something new to catch her eye. "God, next time I put honey on my yogurt I'll just been thinking of what these poor bears have seen." She tossed the little bottle around, her brain overthinking nonsense once again. "Also, why is it always bears for the honey bottles? Apart from Pooh Bear, what bears are associated with honey? Where are the bee bottles? Not that the poor bees should also see weird honey-lube sex, I'm all for saving them, but like...the injustice, y'know?"














