5. If you could change your life with one star wars character for a week, who would you choose?
I’m swapping places with Padme while she’s on vacation. Like the day she sets out for a plush vacay to the Naboo country side is the day my week starts.
7. If you were a jedi master and you could choose your padawan, who would they be?
I don’t feel responsible enough for a padawan. I can already feel my padawan resenting me because I’d be such a lame jedi. I’d want an ahsoka please, maybe.
12. Your favorite and your least favorite character are on the same mission together. What would happen?
Darth Maul (an old man using the top secret alias Baul because everyone is just switching the first letter of their name to keep ot secret and keep it safe) and Cassian Andor are going in a sweet secret mission to chop off the emperor’s dick or something.
All is going great until Baul hears Bail Organa vague about Obiwan Kenobi and their mission becomes a dramedy of Cassian trying to get them back on track. There is lots of yelling.
K2SO is sassing everyone.Their mission is a waste and a failure, nobody loses a dick. Their collaboration ends at a diner were they tell each other to fuck off and part ways to go die their respective deaths on Scarif and Tatooine. And I’d watch this movie.