#ashfies

[mellohiizz]

parfies and their cat<3 I actually hate them so much oh my. I think when they all cuddle sometimes they listen to eachothers heartbeat, parrot to wifies mostly but sometimes ash to parrot yk, like just checking to see if he's alive <- all of them have lost like 7 friends

do u think parrot jr loves ash but he just hates him. For no reason just cat hating dog moment UGHH I LOVE THEM

post-war parfieswag is real

-sunny

my cats.... i love them... hi sunny, thank you for bringing the propaganda here...

hello tumblr nation this is mine and sunny's post-war domestic parfieswag (aka the most dysfunctional polycule ever) propaganda... they're stupid and married. and i love them...

parrot jr headcanons too. hello i love that stupid dog. he loves everyone and everything (except for spoke. spoke is the enemy n.1) he loves ash, but ash fucking hates the dog because he's bitchy cat coded

there's more we talked about, but idk if you guys will be interested in it let me know, me and sunny are like yapping about them for 2 or 3 days now...

anyway, here they are. have the stupid cats

[rarepair-civilization]

ashfies. because of that moment in Wifies' QNA when he was asked "did Ash know Director's identity" and Wifies answered "he probably knew, but couldn't do anything, because I had him at my will"

just. imagine you're this powerful leader of invis mafia. everyone knows you, everyone heard your name, people are terrified of sound of your voice, of seeing your shadow, of seeing your face with their own eyes. and there's this guy Wifies. no one knows he even exists, and he uses it to his advantage. and he has you wrapped around his finger. and suddenly you are under someone's control, you are someone's minion, and it's like all your power doesn't matter when you're against him

and this guy is also raging homosexual and would do anything for a stupid bird man who doesn't even like him back :/

it's also. either canon or implied that Wifies was holding Squiddo hostage/threatening to hurt her if Ash doesn't do as he says. idk there's something funny in how from outside perspective it looks like Ash was fully controlling Wifies because Wifies would do anything to keep Parrot sade from him. but it was actually the other way around

and also. Ash seemed so calm about having to work with Director? like. if you listen to him talking about Director in end of s1, you'd never think he was doing it against his will. either he's a good actor or he was fine with being lower is position than someone (Wifies). which is weird because why was he trying so hard to reach the very top then? to domineer the entire server? idk they both have weird relationship with control

what im trying to say is. there's a lot of toxic yaoi potential

!!

[bluejackals]

Presenting my unstable universe crackship so unhealthy it's on the bottom of the ocean: ashfies. I laughed while drawing this

*looks at my notes* okay so their terrible dynamic would fit into @/alexizacatboy's bad end AU (AU where Wifies agrees for the dean-parrot-himself trio to join the mafia to not die). Wifies would be kept separate from the other two in order to make him easier to manipulate and so he has no one else to turn to for any kind of healthy comfort. He's also manipulated into believing Parrot no longer cares about him because he got all three of them trapped in the mafia. Thus he ends up in this Situation. Also because of his origin story (clonefies) the manipulation and toxicity of the relationship are unfortunately familiar to him. Ash saw that he's very loyal and always following Parrot around and used it against him. Wifies knows what obedience is. He's very familiar with it.

also wouldn't it be funny if Clonefies was designed to be malleable and obedient and this affected him

[bluejackals]

has anyone thought about evilfies x uu ashswag yet

[bluejackals]

ashfies doodles lmfaoo I almost forgot I had these

[rarepair-civilization]

kwwrot... pardeanfies..... ashfies... parswag... I'm so ill about them

!!

[rarepair-civilization]

ashfies ashfies

to me they're like that textpost that's 'oh I could make him hard' good for you. i could be the one thing he's truly afraid of.'

beautiful evil toxic ashfies..