#ashgirl

[tyrianblizzard]

SPOILERS FOR THE ASHGIRL, SQUID GAME, AND HEATWAVES

What the fuck is up with the number 6 and things being scary and impactful?

Seriously! Heatwaves Chapter 6: The chapter that got literally everyone into that fanfiction with “I burn you, you melt me.”

Ashgirl Act 2, Scene 6: The scene that marks a descent into madness by the mother and foreshadows the step sister’s feet being removed!

Squid Game Episode 6: BEST BOY FUCKING GETS BETRAYED!

If you have any other examples of this stupid phenomenon, reblog!

[ashgirl-incorrect-quotes]

Judith: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Ruth:

Ruth: Please never become a surgeon.

[ashgirl-incorrect-quotes]

Sophia (Ashgirl): I told Amir his ears flush when he lies.

Paul: Why?

Sophia (Ashgirl): Look.

Sophia (Ashgirl): Hey, Amir! Do you love me?

Amir, covering his ears:...noooo.

Paul: Nice.

[ashgirl-incorrect-quotes]

Sadness: Hey, Ashgirl?

Sophia (Ashgirl): Yeah?

Sadness: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s still on?

Sophia (Ashgirl):

Sophia (Ashgirl): Where’s the Fairy of the Mirror?

[ashgirl-incorrect-quotes]

Mother: It’s alright, I still have a few knives up my sleeve.

Ruth: I think you mean cards.

Mother, ready to chop off Ruth’s heel: No I do not.

[ashgirl-incorrect-quotes]

Pridefly: I’m leaving for three days, Sadness is in charge. I’ve left notes for all of you with instructions.

Angerbird: Mine just says; “Angerbird, don’t.”

Pridefly: That applies to every possible situation.

[ashgirl-incorrect-quotes]

Fairy of the Mirror: Time for plan G.

Sophia (Ashgirl): Don’t you mean plan B?

Fairy of the Mirror: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Owl: What about plan D?

Fairy of the Mirror: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Sophia (Ashgirl): Plan E?

Fairy of the Mirror: I’m hoping not to use it. Otto dies in plan E.

Sadness: I like plan E.

[ashgirl-incorrect-quotes]

Sophia (Ashgirl): You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Amir: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Sophia (Ashgirl): Absolutely not.