We're still kids

so lets play

[tyrianblizzard]

It's time for something real

[malistaire]

me in the pussy if i'm being honest

[malistaire]

[kieran-dunestrider]

The Professors React To You Having A Tapeworm

Dalia Falmea:

"Hmm... a tapeworm... how avant garde!"

Lydia Greyrose:

"Oh, dearie! What a frightening little beastie! I have just the thing for it :)" *she takes out a screwdriver*

Halston Balestrom:

"Goodness! A tapeworm! Why that's just what I need for my latest invention! *he reaches his hand down your throat and starts pulling*

Cyrus Drake:

"Ugh, disgusting. You deserve that tapeworm and you know it. Now get out of my sight."

Malorn Ashthorn:

"dude i am so fucking high"

Dworgyn:

"Ooooh! I have a tapeworm too! Would you like to see him?"

Malistaire:

*beats you within in an inch of your life*

Moolinda Wu:

"All creatures are beautiful, young wizard. Bond with your tapeworm and learn from it. You will come to love your tapeworm with time."

Arthur Wethersfield:

"How lucky you are to have a tapeworm! I can't afford one!"

Alhazred:

"A tapeworm is a powerful tool of 🅱️alance. It is wise to keep it." *eats sand* *eats sand* *eats sand* eats sa

[rug-glitch]

So I love people watching in the commons like its my favorite past time on this game. I have no clue whats in the air but there is an unhinged vibe to it and I want to study everyone under a microscope. I will be posting some of my findings now for you to witness yourselves:

[strawderrystart]

[theshunbun]

Mars Piper ♡♡♡

[wolfertinger666]

Salem fashion

(HE/HIM) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️💜

[demilypyro]

thinking about that sheet of elf drawings by ryoko kui and it's a Bunch of women looking amazing as hell and then there's like astarion really small in one corner and he looks like he was traced from the box art

[pixeljade]

And how her only comment on him is "Hrm, he's popular right now"

[demilypyro]

she doesn't give a FUCK about him it's so funny

[pixeljade]

Ryoko Kui when a elf girl shows up: I'm 😍😍😍 in love!!! 💖❤️💘💕 My wife!!! 🥰😍😘 So hot!!!! 😘😍💓💗💋

Ryoko Kui when Astarion shows up: Oh you're still around? 😒

[demilypyro]

she even tried harder on the adoring fan she's actually so fucking funny

[beardedmrbean]

gotta love the mics

[arahir]

so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

[doctor-roman]

[klapollo]

im so fascinated by ppl watching dandadan and being like "OMGG why do i wanna fuck this OLD LADY i'm usually not into GILFs" and the old lady gilf in question is just a young anime woman with gray hair and they just say she's like 70. maybe that's why

[klapollo]

like yeah man youre really thinking outside the horny box wanting to fuck this lady. that's such a wizened old crone youre really brave.

[thingstrumperssay]

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

[geocaprican]

[were--ralph]

Make Amazon hurt don't order anything.

[X]

[hopefulmisanthrope]

20 countries wide, too

[orbleglorb]

there is no call for a boycott! boycotting could negatively affect the strike!

i've read several articles on this, plus checked the UNI's social media accounts, and none of them have mentioned anything about a boycott. boycotting during a strike could hurt the union. the purpose of a strike is to withhold labor to show the corporation that they could not turn a profit without their employees, and that their employees are worth something. if you boycott during a strike, then there's less demand, and it gives companies the message that they don't need that many staff.

to help a strike, shop as you normally would. the message that they're trying to send is that, during an average black friday weekend, amazon would not function without them. don't misrepresent what the average black friday is.

[heisa030]

Something I noticed... (nothing wrong with liking men boobs guys 🥺 I just find it funny JAHSJAH)

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this autumn.

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this winter

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this spring

[our-queer-experience]

‼️‼️reblog for something t4t to happen to you forever ‼️‼️

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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Transcript:

You have have trespassed against the halls of this Discord server for long enough.

I’m sending you back. Somewhere worse than Hell.

I’m sending you to Reddit.

And you will wallow there, far away from me and my Twitch community!

Longing for the days when you could talk about video games- You'll have to be THERE and talk about video games!

Because I've had enough of you.

I strike thee down with God's mightiest ban hammer and you will shitpost no more.

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[depsidase]

[gigglepuffpixie-pol]

please note: "make more money"

not "better"

not "enjoyable" "fun" "luxurious" nor even "interesting"

just... more money

they care more about the distance between them and us poors than they do about the absolute quality of their own lives

it'd be sad if they weren't so dangerous