Welcome To The Ashes

Headcanons applied: Short Envysnake, Sadness tortures Ashgirl with cursed information, Amir takes care of Ashgirl and wants to make sure she’s ok, Ashgirl and Paul become best friends and end up acting like three year olds.

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Judith: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Ruth:

Ruth: Please never become a surgeon.

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Sophia (Ashgirl): I told Amir his ears flush when he lies.

Paul: Why?

Sophia (Ashgirl): Look.

Sophia (Ashgirl): Hey, Amir! Do you love me?

Amir, covering his ears:...noooo.

Paul: Nice.

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Sadness: Hey, Ashgirl?

Sophia (Ashgirl): Yeah?

Sadness: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s still on?

Sophia (Ashgirl):

Sophia (Ashgirl): Where’s the Fairy of the Mirror?

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Mother: It’s alright, I still have a few knives up my sleeve.

Ruth: I think you mean cards.

Mother, ready to chop off Ruth’s heel: No I do not.

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Pridefly: I’m leaving for three days, Sadness is in charge. I’ve left notes for all of you with instructions.

Angerbird: Mine just says; “Angerbird, don’t.”

Pridefly: That applies to every possible situation.

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Fairy of the Mirror: Time for plan G.

Sophia (Ashgirl): Don’t you mean plan B?

Fairy of the Mirror: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Owl: What about plan D?

Fairy of the Mirror: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Sophia (Ashgirl): Plan E?

Fairy of the Mirror: I’m hoping not to use it. Otto dies in plan E.

Sadness: I like plan E.

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Sophia (Ashgirl): You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Amir: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Sophia (Ashgirl): Absolutely not.

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Sophia (Ashgirl), twirling around in her new dress: How do I look?

Sadness: Like a sad teen with a glitter problem.

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Amir: We need to talk about the example you two are setting for the kingdom.

Paul, on the counter with Sophia (Ashgirl): Brave words for someone standing in lava.

Zehra, visibly confused: Lava?

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Mother: I prevented a murder today.

Zehra: Really? How’d you do that?

Mother: Self control.

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Sadness: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is wet?

Sophia (Ashgirl): I never have, but thanks for ruining my life!

Sadness: Don’t worry! There will come a time when it won’t be!

Sophia (Ashgirl): Thanks! Even worse!

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Zehra: So a robber comes up to you and says; “Give me all you’re money if you want to live.” What do you do?

Judith: I’d tell them; “Bold of you to assume I have money.”

Ruth: I‘d tell them; “Bold of you to assume I wanna live.”

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Envysnake: Can’t you guys just try to see it from my perspective?

Pridefly: *crouches down*

Angerbird: *gets on knees*

Gluttontoad: *sits on floor*

Greedmonkey: *squats*

Envysnake: I hate you all.

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Man in Forest: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Mother: I do have a sense of humor.

Man in Forest: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Mother: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Mother: Some people are like slinkies.

Man in Forest: Explain.

Mother: Completely useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Man in Forest:

Man in Forest: Please don’t push my daughter down the stairs.

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Sophia (Ashgirl): Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Amir: You and me?

Sophia (Ashgirl), tearing up: O-okay...

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Sophia (Ashgirl): Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Sadness: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Otter: Smad.