#ashimmeringlight

[britneyjeanmalik]

How the fuck did R5 get a seat behind Britney and you/I/we aren't there? Same diff.

That whole show is a fucking dud. All I wanted was to sit next to her (or in her lap. I don’t care. I’m happy with whatever). But nooooo. R5 gets to sit near the queen. Fuck RIGHT off.

[winchesterforlife]

Is your name Nicole too?! Lol! We both got the same score on the name game!

Hahaha yeah!!

[taylroswifts]

100% me. How do I love her without loving her? Is this possible?

i love her but i don’t love her, ya know? xD

also her friendship with lena dunham is a big red flag for me, but i can’t stand lena dunham so

[britneyjeanmalik]

Alright, I was tagged by caitlinstarks to do this thang where you write six things about yourself.

1.) I've been in four major relationships in my life. 

2.) I recently - secretly - rewrote my LSAT and am going to get my results soon and I'm actually feeling SO confident about it.

3.) My main goal in life is to meet britneyspears and explain to her why she's better than pretty much everyone in the world (trust me, I have a detailed essay outlining why she's the greatest - I wrote it all in French in my senior year in high school).

4.) I just recently had a break-up in my life, and while I've taken steps to move on, I'm still not fully over it, but I'm getting there. 

5.) If I don't get into law school this year, I'm giving up and doing a PhD and becoming the university professor who may or may not bang all her hot students (but still give them shitty grades). 

And my tags are: ashimmeringlight, thegosling, beyonddehaan, britoholic, queenalphaunderwood, bettyfknwhite.

[march25ths]

3. ☺️

why i love my best friend: i havent seen her since i was in 4th grade but we talk every single day and shes always there for me when i need her shes just really amazing and im thankful to have her in my lifee

[britneyjeanmalik]

WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ROBBIE AMELL. (Go watch him in Scooby Doo.)

UMMMMMMMM. HAVE YOU LOOKED AT HIM? THERE IS YOUR ANSWER. 

[kevfialas]

Your icon is TOO goddamn perfect with that top hat. So delightful.

omg i'm too late answering but thank you bb :*

[mercurieux]

Why the fuck are people so rude to you?! What did you do?? I don't get it!!!

i really have no clue either, oh well! :—)