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Please be gay. Please be gay!! You're too young for me, but DAMN, GIRL!! Please be gay.

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From Ashley's website:

Girl In Red me is nearly in the same bandwagon as Joan of Arkansas. Her job is to help the gal in the golden gown remember who SHE is.

That’s who is convincing glam girl to toss pancakes at people. She’s here to remind me to be good at what I do, but not to take it all so seriously that I ever drink my own bath water. Performance you is the real you

with certain parts turned up at certain times. The minute you become your own fan… the minute you start believing you’re only stage you, you’re sunk. Red shirt Ash is right there with the anchor to keep both feet on the ground, to keep Joan of Arkansas quiet when her tirades aren’t palatable for certain company and make sure Betty never EVER takes the stage.

Girl in red is good at her job. She’s quiet and kind. She is thoughtful and full of compassion for others and for herself. But we can’t let her take the ship’s wheel all the time either… because there is a time to raise hell and a time to make a scene.

Girl in red, you are so valued. There is room for you here.

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Three queens and a Daddy...