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No one on Twitter is even talking about the wedding. The only one who wants to be catty seems to be the bride herself. Not everyone is going to overjoyed for a couple who just fell in love like what? Three weeks ago? Félicitations à vous to the happy pair tho!~ X O X O

Twitter silence is a bad sign!! If this couple was loved as much as they love each other, maybe then this would be a huge twitter phenomena?? I don’t know. Maybe people should start live tweeting, no one outside the island even knows the wedding is happening. PR department fucked up real big this time.

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Ash and Phi are the cutest couple here

Ah yes, the best example of a husband && wifey duo around here. They do all sorts of things together and they look fine as hell doing them. Cute && fluffy. But you know me, I’m not a fan of happy and easy. Unfortunately I don’t think I’ll get my  b i g  drama anytime soon: those two fit each other like a glove. But it’s time for the big question. Is he gonna tap that soon or what?? If you don’t give me any drama at least give me some raunchy sex stories to gossip about!! I need a little help: what should they be called?? Ash && Phi sounds so utterly boring. Ashi?? Phish?? Pash?? Serash?? Lemme know.

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opinion on the newbies?

Okay so, I’ve been away way too long; I have pretty many faces to judge here. 

Alena: She’s kind and plain. I don’t know what else to say about her, although I’m expecting her to get teary eyed really soon.

Dimitri: He’s a weed kinda guy, we get it love. He’s handsome but that’s where his pros end. I don’t know if he can rise to my ‘ok’-list. He needs to show me that he isn’t just a laid back guy, who just wants to enjoy life and look at clouds or whatever.

Sebastian: He belongs to a farm.

Irina: The queen of Russia. Well that really is something. I think she’s surprisingly motherly, Iris you have competition.

Valeria: Speaking of Russian royals. Well she has just opened her mouth, I don’t know if she’ll be anything else than Kostya’s sister and Amelia’s fiancée.

Amelia: She’s an odd one. Not in a bad way, I like it. 

Florence: She’s my favourite of the newbies. She has a  p e r s o n a l i t y  I’ve been eagerly waiting for a stone cold bitch. If someone comes and melts her, I’ll see to it myself that they won’t do it again.

Gemma: Cute.

Ash: I don’t know, he hasn’t been around much but he’s the epitome of chill I think.

Emily: She seems dull.

Signe: Poor little bird.

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Our weekly edition of Spotted has finally arrived! Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Vik’s elite 

Spotted: Luca making Merjem push her limits. I don’t know what is happening there but I like it. She needed to let loose and I think Luca is making her. Finally.

Spotted: Phi and her new prince in a shining armor, Ash, being disgustingly lovey dovey. I don’t know how two persons in their 20s can look like a couple half-way to their hundred.

Spotted: Merjem butting heads with the new dark beauty that is Dimitri. They have a history -obviously. I just want to know more. Don’t leave me hanging.

Spotted: Kristjan the Estonian showing everyone that he is not a nice boy. I’m sure his attitude won’t charm his fresh fiancée, Anastasiya. Just one question: when did bad boys become resistible??

Spotted: Vasyl almost succeeded to be civil with his pretty princess. It would seem that Agata isn’t a big fan of douches. He’s gonna have a hard time trying to woo her, if he’s gonna get anything else than an alliance out of that marriage.

Spotted: Alena being extremely suspicious with her guard Sebastian. Is this a scandal in making?? What would I give for even a kiss!!

Until next time, xoxo Gossip Girl