Happy birthday week, day 5: Retired Winchesters Day!
I was thinking about our pet headcanon about the locals in Lebanon thinking Sam and Dean are just a married couple, and the many other assumptions that come with that when there are Situations.
Imagine the outsider POV of when Sam convinces Dean to move out of the bunker and retire in a cabin nearby. They still get visits from Jack, and sometimes Castiel comes with him---and the lady in the post office and the guy at the bar are like, "oh yer fella's ex is here again this weekend with their son, huh👀" when Dean escapes into town, feeling awkward around Sam's situationship and literal god-child.
Bestie yesssssss omg this would be so hilarious because they see Cas with Sam and Jack and they look at Dean like "idk how you can do it. I could never handle my ex hanging around"
Meanwhile Dean's just yeah...anyway bye👀
But they love their little cabin. It's perfect for them, it was a fixer upper and they both enjoyed working on it.
Sam has his own garden, has a separate garden for witch stuff, Dean is happy in his hammock most days.
Most days it's him and Sam in the hammock even though Sam says he's too tall to fit in it.
People see them in town and they make their own stories in the mysterious couple.
At first they weren’t too sure about Dean, a waitress at the diner heard him call Sam and bitch and then another incident at the bar, someone said that Sam flinched when a song came on and Dean dragged him out of there.
But they're so domestic and sweet with each other.
Everyone can see how deeply they care for each other so maybe it's not what they think of their marriage.
Someone saw Dean was video chatting with Sam in a aisle, asking which brand do they usually buy of something.
"This one or this one? Does it matter Sam??? Ok fine the red box of the pasta. The what? What the hell is quinoa ?? Ok fine I'm looking for it." Dean grumbles as he's looking all up and down the aisle even though Sam is telling him exactly where it's at.
Bestie I love and needed this🖤🖤🖤🖤