#ashtonspankme

[weedaunt420]

i'm at least 120% sure the first thing i said to sam aka ashtonspankme was "your url omg same i feel that"

[sweetcreaturestvles]

ohdamncalum tagged me to do the accent challenge!

my webcam was being shitty so i had to use my camera hence why im so far away but yh here u go i sound like a complete ass so i apologise in advance omg 

Questions!:

What is your name and/or username? 

Where are you from? 

Pronounce the following words: theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, new orleans, furniture, both, again, probably, alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, new york, caught, naturally, envelope, twitter, crayon, tumblr

What would you call a sale of unwanted items on your porch, in your yard, etc?

What do you call your grandparents?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 

Be a wizard or vampire? 

How old are you? 

What color are your eyes? 

What was the last think you drank? 

Would you rather: have a million dollars or a million friends? 

Do you think you have an accent?

i tag malumisdeath friesos calmthehood hemmo5sauce ashtonspankme and englishloveaffair​ if any of u have done this before or dont want to do it u can just ignore this lols :)))

[michaelsbutt]

ashtonspankme for the URL thing

omg her url is me and her bio is also me followed!! (btw i cant say anything about themes and stuff bc im on mobile lol)

SEND ME URLS

[slangwang]

can everyone fuck off like you called him a cunt and somehow that's a huge issue but no one's addressing the fact that nash grier is actual human trash who has done numerous problematic things??? ok yeah makes sense!!

PREEEACH SAM PREEEEACH!!!!!!!!

[hasleymusic]

hello cutie!!! i just voted :-) hope you're having a splendid day

hi sweetie! thank you so much :D it's going pretty darn well, thank you<3

boyfriend: dammit you're really pretty!!!! ashtuntun

best friend: luke hemmo

brother figure: michaelllll

blog rate: 8/10

song on shuffle: fireside by arctic monkeys

hey so i found ashton irwin's nudes???

[slangwang]

song tag thing

i got tagged by gaysweaters

You can tell a lot about a person from the music they listen to. Put music device on shuffle and write the first 20 songs that play without skipping. Tag 10 people afterwards.

1. Metric - Breathing Underwater 2. Nero - Doomsday 3. Bear Hands - Giants 4. Flo Rida - Wild One 5. Paramore - Still Into You 6. Angus and Julia Stone - The Devil's Tears 7. Family of the Year - Hero 8. Brandon Flowers - Crossfire 9. Iron and Wine - Boy With a Coin 10. Cage the Elephant - Take it or Leave it 11. The National - Exile Vilify 12. Foster the People - Houdini 13. Capital Cities - Safe and Sound 14. IMAX - Volatile Times 15. Imagine Dragons - Tiptoe 16. Homestuck Vol. 9 - Hate You 17. HURTS - Sandman 18. Goo Goo Dolls - Come to Me 19. Bleachers - I Wanna Get Better 20. Capital Cities - Lazy Lies

[vodkaclifford]

what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? :-)

either mint chocolate chip or cookie dough *heart eye emoji*

url: 10/10 im laffinsidebar: 10/10background: /10theme: 9/10ship:

            5sos: calum | luke | ashton | michael            1d: niall | liam | zayn | louis | harry

compliment: ur blog is fab x10 +follow :)advice: nun x

d!ck p!c$

[hoodolicious-blog]

i ship you with luke you are so stunning wow babe

wow wow woW THANKS BLESS U

____

ship: ashton

compliment: WTF UR SO BEAUTIFUL WHATS UP WITH THAT ur hair and ur eyes and ur urgh 8(

song on shuffle: time is running out-muse

url: 9/10 

icon: 9/10

theme: 10/10

overall: 9,9/10 + followed

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