#asimpleram

[scalproie]

Sorry I just clicked on your blog and saw your blog title. I’m in tears. I have nothing else I just needed to compliment u

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[butchhamlet]

I’m imagining being a gay person in 15WHATEVER and seeing the one kiss between the one guy and the lady dressed as a man in Twefth Night. I woulda lost it

me n the other homos who have been standing in the nasty theater groundling section squashed together like sardines for 2 hours when violacesario and orsino FINALLY kiss

[goosemixtapes]

Taking firestar to the spay and neuter center

you jest but firestar actually leaves his housecat life and joins the clans in part because he wants to “stay a tom” meaning part of the impetus of the massive epic that is warrior cats is six-month-old firestar going “wait i don’t want them to cut my balls off”

[goose-books]

🌹

Gracen smoothes out her lapels, appraises herself in the mirror: sheer-black pantsuit, face bare of makeup, hair hanging bone-straight and limp down her back. Dark dress discarded behind her, strewn across the floor like a corpse.

“Now this,” Gracen says out loud, with the barest glimmer of a glass-sharp smile, “I can work with.”

- darkling

[penumbradoodles]

Arums mom, a sentient flower that brings life to the swamp, has Arum as a familiar, but due to the keeps nature it just ends up being a mom to him, who sings him lullabies to go to sleep

Thank you so much! This does actually clear things up quite a bit! ^^

[butchhamlet]

Which Shakespeare man has the biggest badonkas

macbeth this isn’t even a question. he’s a solider AND he’s ripped as hell AND he’s also dumb as hell. macbeth fat fucking tits canon

[butchhamlet]

I think Edgar was an ass man and Edmund is a tits man. I’m ok with criticism

you’re right but it’s important to remember that both of them are tits out in regard to themselves. edgar might be an ass man but he has fat fucking tits and he knows this

[butchhamlet]

Thoughts on Edmund and Edgar?

easily the most boring characters in king lear. everyone shut the fuck up about edmund and edgar and their stupid boring rivalry can we talk about their dad for a second PLEASE. PLEASE. edgar is such a boring fucking character there’s absolutely no depth to him & the fact that he can be played so many ways CLEARLY means that shakespeare just gave up writing him and made his personality a fill-in-the-blank. also edmund’s a top