sir, i for one am frankly not a fan of affection, but i must hop on this bandwagon and give the handsome american a smooch… mmmmmmmwwwwwaaaah !!!
sorry sir, bye sir
Before you could lay your grubby lips on the hot face of this American Stud, Soldier grabs your entire head with a single hand, freezing you there.
HOLD IT, BUB!! I'M, APPARENTLY, A MARRIED MAN!!- SO THAT MEANS...
Soldier appears to freeze in thought for a moment, hmm-ing to himself.
MERASMUS!! ( @thegreatmerasmus )
SINCE I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS, DID WE EVER AGREE TO HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP?-









