#ask 54

[redsargentgeneralsolly]

Блин, блин, я не знаю с чего начать.

Короче, какие у тебя были родители?

Где ты вырос? Ну, я знаю что в США, но где именно?

А кем работали твои родители, это они привили тебе патриотизм?

А кем ты мечтал стать в детстве? А почему ты стал Солдатом?

А почему тебя не приняли в армию? А ты всегда был таким громким?

А где ты тренировался стрельбе?

А что планируешь делать в будущем, кроме как защищать Америку?

Фух, вроде все спросила, bye (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

...OKAY. I HAD TO ASK THE HEAVY FOR HELP ON THIS ONE. YOU BETTER NOT BE A COMMIE!!!

MY PARENTS...UHM...

Soldier glances over his shoulder, suddenly getting oddly fidgety.

...DO NOT EXIST!! I HAVE NEVER EVER HAD PARENTS EVER, I WAS BORN STRAIGHT OUT OF AMERICAN SOIL! LIKE A PLANT!!

MY PARENTS ALSO DID NOT INSTILL PATRIOTISM IN ME, IT WAS SOMETHING I WAS BORN WITH!!! I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A STAR-SPANGLED AMERICAN WITH ALL MY HEART!!!

AND WHERE I GREW UP?? THAT IS CLASSIFIED!! BUT, OHIO IS WHERE I WAS BORN!

I'VE BEEN A SOLDIER THROUGH AND THROUGH SINCE I WAS A FRAIL LITTLE BOY!! I HAVE NEVER, EVER THOUGHT OF BECOMING ANYTHING ELSE!! I WAS REJECTED FROM THE ARMY, THE MARINES, THE NAVY, THE OTHER NAVY, AND BEING A POLICE OFFICER! SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT MY HEAD NOT BEING RIGHT, SO I FORGED MY OWN PATH!!!

I NOW WORK AT MANN CO!! THE ONLY PLACE THAT WOULD TAKE ME!!! SPEAKING OF MANN CO, I PRACTICE AT THEIR SHOOTING RANGES!! THEY OFTEN HAVE REAL PEOPLE TO SHOOT AT, SO IT'S GREAT PRACTICE TO WATCH THEN SCREAM AND RUN AS I BLOW THEM UP!!!

AND FINALLY...I HAVE NO OTHER PLANS THAN DEFENDING AMERICA UNTIL I GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GORY GLORY!! I WILL SHOT TO BITS ONE DAY AND I WILL NOT RESPAWN!! I..I HAVE NO PLANS AND HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING MARRIED TO ANYONE!!! OKAY!!

THANK YOU SUSPICIOUS POSSIBLE-COMMIE FOR YOUR ASK!!!

[manechesters-finest]

Topaz, where would you suggest a tourist visit in Manechester?

Oh, Foalford Quays, Hoofton Park and the historic Celestia Baths are also pretty interesting visits!

[ask-firespiritcookie]

Is it possible you could make a "start from beginning" button?

FS: yeah I made some decisions I regret more than eating Devil Cookie’s homemade brownies, but even I know that you can’t change anything.

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[Some where else]

[dangansouthparkblog]

Hey no dude I get it. Crazy shit’s going down, so you gotta take comfort where you can, you know? I think it’s nice that you’re wearing it. It shows you care and won’t forget him. I know Kenny doesn’t like being forgotten.

Stan: Kenny deserves to be remembered. He’s a good guy that didn’t deserve to die like that...I’ll miss him.

[the-new-cookie-band]

🏹 for marsh.. im sorry you're very aggressive with your opinions on woodwinds and other band instruments i have to make sure-

🏹 - have they ever committed a murder?

Marshmallow: I think.

[riverdalefandomlove]

I love tumblr user @fredheads and i'm pretty sure they brought fred back to life just by doing their thing so love to them

 Thank you @fredheads! You did a good thing. ;)

[idreamofopaline]

so have anymore wierd dreams of that alicorn queen recently?

That's a lot more weird than any dream I've had. Anyway, no, I haven't but I wouldn't really say it was weird given the events of the days preceding it.

[submissivefeminist]

The stupid thing I did is answer a 2 month old text from someone I haven't talked to in over a year but had a very intense off/on kink relationship for a few years before that...we are pretty incompatible in quite a few ways and they've done some shitty things but I've certainly not been perfect and they are the best sex/kink I've had by FAR I have some pretty intense kinks and theirs are almost completely in line with mine in a way that previously seemed impossible. but uhhh yeah now they've responded and it's going in an extremely hot direction soo I'm gonna see where it goes

oh that is a stupid thing. I can relate to that. hot but also ooof.

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