#ask alfie

[alfiebarks]

i have over 400 of you here and i receive a daily average of 0 asks so i simply must assume that you all are voyeurs and just like watchin me say shit

[alfiebarks]

There are like 200 of you and no one has sent me a single ask???

[alfiebarks]

saw how you said you have no asks so I needed to do my job and mend that ailment. ur blog is very hot and so are you 💗

what things in life are getting you through this world of misfortunes lately?

Well hello, darlin! Thank you so much!! You're so lovely!

World of misfortunes is right, it's been seemin'. There's a ton of good here, too, though! I've been doin a lot more reading lately, which has made my brain feel a lot less like mush (currently I'm in the middle of No One Is Talking About This by Patricia Lockwood, and it's stellar!). I've gotten back into writing as well (yes, it's fanfic. Still writing!). Plus, I'm finally able to go back to school to study something I actually have passion to peruse, which starts in two weeks! <3

On the less flowery side of things, I've been thinkin' a lot about age gaps - professor/student, friends older queer sibling, etc etc etc. Thinkin' about being sexualized by a pretty femme, like every part of me belongs to her for whatever she wants (cause it does!), so she grabs and gropes at me as she pleases! I'm thinkin' plenty of things on this front, honestly. Any more and I'll start rambling. But! I'll tell ya, all those thoughts are gettin' me through the days pretty well, too.

[alfiebarks]

I have been informed that my anon wasn't on for my asks

It should be now!!! My bad!!!!

[wild-horses1]

When did Alfie realize he was in love with Hannah? And, did they have a sexual relationship before marriage?

"I was in me office, and Hannah wasn't in that day. She had a cold, nothin' serious. And I sat there, and I missed 'er. I never fuckin' miss anyone, 'part from me mum. Missin' Hannah was different than that, though, mate. It was a longin' for 'er, right in my stomach. Felt fuckin' awful, to be honest. I wasn't even courtin' her then. Yeah. 22nd April 1921. That was the date. Knew it was love. I knew I was fucked. So I asked 'er to start steppin' out with me. That was the only cure to me missin' 'er.

We got married 6 months later. Fuck me. It feels like yesterday.

And I ain't answerin' that, mate. All I'm goin' to say is that Hannah is a good Jewish woman, yeah? So mind your fuckin' manners."

[wild-horses1]

I like your writing. I have a question for Alfie. What would your reaction be if another gangster mentioned your wife?

"Depends, mate. I once had a fellah come in, acting the big shot. Thought he was something special, from South London. You know the fuckin' type. All talk. Fuckin' big mouth. Anyway... I have my wedding photograph up on the wall behind me, see there? It's a lovely picture, and I ain't goin' to shoot a man for complimentin' it, and I ain't goin' to batter 'im like a joint of beef because he says my wife is a beauty. It's justa fact, mate.

This fellah, he thought he'd act all matey with me, makin' jokes. Thought we were friends. And d'you what this gentile fuckin' degenerate said about my wife? He said 'Bet y'don't have to do much to get her into bed'.

So I fuckin' shot 'im. It was a shame really. He left a fuckin' 'orrible stain on my floor."

[itsbvtch]

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Honey, I'm never logged out.

[handsewn]

it costs $0.00 to give me All of your affection and love :/

my love and affection has no limits so like,, All Of It would be a lil overwhelming tbh im V Gay, All The Time