#ask atty

[infgossip]

Opinions on Landon and Adelaide?

"I thought they were cute, like in a sense of 'oh, that's cute, I'm gonna feel bad for laughing when it crashes and burns'–– but it works really well, because since she's blind, she can't even see his abnormally-shaped nose. Speaking of those two, where have they been?"

[infgossip]

Atty, since you know everything why do you think go girls to the bathroom together?

"Are you serious?

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Oh Merlin, no one's told you? You poor, sweet summer child.

Everyone knows that girls go to the bathroom together for their quad-weekly, bi-daily, massive lesbian orgies. It's basic mathematics! One-plus-one-plus-bathroom-equals-schoolwide-orgy."

[infgossip]

Who do you see going someplace in life?

"Anyone with a good pair of shoes, dear!"