#ask ayala

[lieutenantayala]

Pin me to the bulkhead

Y'all need Kahless

[lieutenantayala]

Be a man

Should I be swift as the coursing river? 

Or maybe have the force of a great typhoon? 

What about having all the strength of a raging fire?

The dark side of the moon ain’t that mysterious anymore.

And neither is toxic masculinity.

[lieutenantayala]

Ayala, is it true the Borg and captain kissed in front of everyone on the bridge?

yeah, they even went down on each other right there in front of the command chairs. boss cried and harry fainted. tom took holos. tuvok pretended like it wasn’t happening.

all in all it was an awkward monday morning

[lieutenantayala]

Hi, what are you working on now if I can ask...?

[lieutenantayala]

Have you ever played strip poker with Chakotay and Dalby? Nice game, everybody wins.

Great game indeed. On the Val Jean @rebelwithoutacausedalby had this deck of cards with naked ladies on them. Real classy stuff.

@firstofficerchakotay-flute was so bad at poker, he’d always end up in his birthday suit. Poor guy, he didn’t seem to mind though.

[lieutenantayala]

How does Captain Janeway compare to the other women Chakotay has dated?

Bold of you to think Captain Janeway is comparable to any of them.

[lieutenantayala]

Do you have any marriage advice for Tom and B'Elanna?

[lieutenantayala]

You are the man Mike!

Thank you, crewman.