#ask bb

[sunshinehunter]

"Don't be mean" meanwhile you BULLY ME online! Calling me out to the Bungie devs!

Sorry is the serial killer upsetti spaghetti?

[dreamedaboutitinthedark]

Pervy!Joel coded?

absofuckinglutely

furthermore:

the finger in the fly are you fucking kidding me.

[dreamedaboutitinthedark]

Could we get a little WIP Wednesday snippet from you? 🙏

why yes of courseeeee!!

I am lowkey slacking on The Do-Over and everything else in my drafts b/c the request I got sent yesterday (about how Perv!Joel would react to a pregnancy occurring after the events of Slimy) has taken over my psyche so I'll just share that!

(idk when this will be out b/c I have a midterm on Friday and two dinners with friends in a row and then I do lowkey get on a flight to Texas for a funeral this weekend, but I am grinding as much as I can!)

As your pregnancy progresses into the third trimester, there are only four things on your mind: eating, sleeping, dreaming about the day this baby is out and you can comfortably take a deep breath, and Joel’s cock.

You go through the motions at work, but your days off and the evenings are spent as hedonistically as possible.

Today, you had a half day at work. Joel said he’ll be stuck in the office doing paperwork most of the day.

Perfect.

You show up at lunch time with burgers and milkshakes in a dress that barely covers your ass.

“What is your pretty little ass doin’ here?” Joel asks with a smirk plastered on his face as he looks up.

“Half day at work,” you say softly as you set the food down.

The “office” isn’t private. It’s a trailer with a few desks inside. Anyone could walk in. They probably won’t, but they could.

For some reason, the idea of one of the guys on the crew walking in and seeing Joel fuck his heavily pregnant girlfriend is incredibly appealing to him.

“Does my baby mama need some company?” Joel croons as he stands to grab a chair for you.

You bite back a smile and don’t say anything. You just let him help you sit and go about eating your burger.

Under the desk, you let your flip flops slide off your feet. You start caressing his shin with your foot.

Joel looks at you through his lashes but doesn’t say anything.

He undoes his belt, holding eye contact with you while you chew, then shucks his jeans down mid-way down his thighs.

He pats his lap and you wordlessly round the desk and straddle him, your burger still in hand.

Joel rubs his hands over the expanse of your belly, the fabric of your dress soft on his palms. One hand travels lower to palm your cunt, and when he’s met with your damp pubic hair, he cocks a brow. The other hand moves up to circle his thumb around your nipple through the fabric of your dress.

“You’re pretty slutty for a pregnant woman,” Joel whispers, the smirk from when you walked in still present on his face. “No panties, dress barely covers your ass, can see your nipples through your dress… What kinda mother-to-be are you?”

You lean down and kiss his cheek. 

“The horny kind,” you mumble against his skin.

Joel pushes a finger into your entrance with ease with how wet you are. You moan softly, increasing in pitch when he abruptly adds a second.

He moves his fingers in and out until he can feel you’re close. That’s when he takes them out and sucks them clean.

Carefully, he lowers your dress, exposing your swollen, engorged tits. You whimper softly, and he immediately dives in, peppering them with kisses.

“I don’t know how you expect me to share these with the baby,” he mumbles around your nipple as he begins to suckle on it.

You scoff and pull him off by yanking his hair.

“Don’t be a dick.”

Joel huffs and pinches your ass in retaliation to the hair pulling. 

You huff right back and lean forward for a kiss, though it’s more bite and growl than kiss.

He pulls back with a low grunt and sighs.

“Eat your food and lemme fuck you,” he says, and he’s not asking.

[dreamedaboutitinthedark]

Your javi fic is my fave on here rn 🫶🏼🫶🏼

AHHH I’m so glad you like it!! That makes my day!! Thank you for reading it!! 🫂💞

[dreamedaboutitinthedark]

Omg girl! Nasty was so GOOD!! I know it was a one shot, but I’d love more!!💖

AHH THANK YOU!! I'm so happy people seem to like it! Personally, I usually write Joel more reserved and soft, so this was an interesting change of pace for me! I did the outline and started the intro to Nasty's sequel. It's going to include somnophilia and a breeding kink and a secret third thing and obviously more dirty talk b/c Joel cant keep his fat mouth shut.

[dreamedaboutitinthedark]

I’m excited for more of your new javi fic!

Yay I’m so glad!!! I am too; this fic was lowk my nighttime scenario to go to sleep for years so I am excited to finally be writing it!!!

[babybutchbluescomix]

I'm laying in bed hungover and I just read thru every single one of your comics. Your style is so great I hope I can get a book of these someday

dawww thank you! id love to do a book eventually im just not very used to sequential art yet. playing around with format

[pjblueberry]

Eng: I have many OCs, but for now, you can ask these eight OCs questions.

Note: BB doesn't know SB exists, and vice versa. Spencer and Raccyoon are siblings.

Rus: У меня много OC, но сейчас вы можете задать эти восемь вопросов OC.

Примечание: BB не знает о существовании SB, и наоборот. Спенсер и Раккун — брат и сестра.