#ask cheri

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

Ive just read everything that's happened, and while I've been hesitant to mention it online for potential safety reasons I know quite a few members of plasma (specifically researchers) and I can ask around to help find colress if you need?? - @studysnorlax

shit, you could actually help?? i’m in no place to turn that down, so thank you!! we’re planning on splitting up and searching some places today… so, uh, if you know any abandoned old places that freak would visit??

…wait, plasma researchers?? coulda sworn he cut ties with them but i guess we’ll take what we can get!! hell, maybe he knows some of them!!

[bunnyangelart]

you’re wrong

im right

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

Hi cheri! it's me, Vanilla's nephew!

What was your first pokemon? also do you like water types?

-@water-pokemon-appreciator

hihi!! i’ve heard of you plenty, sidon ^^

my first little friend was a gothita!! we met at the pokémon musicals, actually ^-^ usually gothita are totally spaced out, but ribbon’s such a good listener!! and she’s always grabbing stuff for me when i can’t hold any more, now that she’s a gothorita!!

as for water types… i think most of them are pretty neat!! they’re tough to keep in an apartment usually, so i don’t have any, but i always love seeing em around!!

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

cheri. do you have any sort of plan or hint to that plasma bitch's location? any old abandoned labs or whatever? if not, get to the nearest pokecenter as fast as fuckin possible. cobalion might actually have some useful info

and.. one more thing. remind me why you thought it was a good idea to work for fucking team plasma? was it ignorance or foolishness? never thought the liepards would eat your face, huh?

-@runicsorceress

old labs?? you've got a point there...

i mean there's the P2 lab he talked about sometimes?? but also i think he hated that place like he hated that weird ghetsis guy!! so maybe not.

i'm trying to get info though!! promise!! ugh, maybe that zoroark would've been the better call over this rotom...

but i think we've got a bit of a misunderstanding!! ^^

colress hasn't been plasma in yeeeeeeears, girl. we're just interested in science!! team plasma doesn't own science!! now i'll admit he's a fuckin ass. dumb of me to mix personal life and work life!! but you won't find a smarter scientist anywhere. and i always aim for the top!!

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

oh, hi Cheri! hope vanilla’s doing ok, it’s been uh… a while since I’ve last spoken to her

if you don’t mind me asking, what’s your favourite thing about Unova? I’ve never been there myself, and I’m kinda curious to know more about it

- @withoutatrace-pkmn

she's okay!! mostly, anyways, ha, we took a bit of a road trip out to see the kits!! they're freaking adorable <3 even if i couldn't get allll that close...

unova's super duper amazing!! of course we've got plenty of scientific advancement here--we're no paldea, but we do have that ex-plasma guy who didn't get arrested somehow? and he helped make a really great school of genetics here in unova, which is where i research!!

but place-wise... i really really reeeeaaaaalllly love the pokemon musicals we have!! and pokestar studios!! there's so much creativity in unova!! oh, and--hey vani you want the phone ba--

Oh my ARC, Trace, you're okay??? I thought you got fucking crystallized, or... monsterized, or... I don't even know... fuck, I really owe Keldeo now. What do they like? Shit, do you need anything? Seriously, I'll send along whatever you need.

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

Do you have a favorite pokemon that you’ve never caught?

oooh, good question!! if i had a choice, i’d love to have a slurpuff one day!! they’re so fluffy and soft and cotton candy-like ☁️💕

they’re just not around in unova sadly ;-;

[bunnyangelart]

Happy Halloween! Bobbin is here to offer you a treat!

A BOBBIN!! what an honor!

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

hey, what the fuck is going on?! is vanilla okay?! fuckin colress... i might just have to go to fuckin unova to teach him a lesson- i don't know how quickly i can be there, but fuck, i have to do SOMETHING! no way in hell can he be allowed to get away with this shit!

( @trainer-kohaku )

hey there!! thank you for reaching out at least!!

i have no idea unfortunately, but... we're working on it!! just need to get my brother to a doctor so i can get this rotom a revive so it can talk to the giant fuck-off legendary that can talk to vani!! though it's not running anywhere either so. i doubt it knows where those two are either!!

this whole thing is going to take years off of me...