#ask cleaves

[cleavesisalady]

Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself, and then send this to 10 of your favorite followers~

THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU ANON

Oh boy five nice things uhhh…

1. I’m pretty good at the whole haircutting thing and I’m apparently a very good employee

2. Eyebrow game strong

3. I’m a pretty good kisser I think

4. I always try to be there for my friends even if it’s just trying to cheer them up with a shitty pun

5. I could probably drink all y’all under a table

<3<3<3 

[cleavesisalady]

S I O B H A N, GO GO do it!!! :D

S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.

My hair does this really dumb thing when it doesn’t have product in it. It all flops forward and over the shaved side and covers my face and it’s doing it right now ugh.

I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?

I do! My lobes are pierced and stretched to 1/2”, I have my helix pierced, and I have two tattoos (both on my ankles). The right has an outline of Minnesota, my home state, and my left has the words “oh no, not again.”

O. MY EYE COLOUR.

They’re green!

B. FAVORITE BAND.

Oh hell uhhh I usually just say the Wombats but I don’t even know anymore. SO MUCH GOOD MUSIC.

H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?

I do both. A lot. Yeeeah.

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.

It’s a really long and sad story, but basically we were just looking for veeery different things and then I did some stupid stuff and… Yeah.

N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?

I really like H&M, but let’s be real I probably just shop on eBay more.

P.S. You have the coolest name what

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1, 5, 23, 27, 46, 62

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?Nah.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?I did like a week ago, but he’s been in California. I should see him soon though!

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?Nope! His are hazel, mine are green.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?Um no why on earth would I do that.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?No I was just drunk

62. What do you wear to bed?It ranges from full covering to absolutely naked but usually like sweatpants and a t-shirt?

*blows kisses*

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how big ur butt

tiny white girl butt

but will says it’s nice so…

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have a nice day!

oh gosh thank you! i will for sure.

you have a nice day too, anon!!

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yes i have a question why are you so frickn' hot

it’s a specially crafted skin mask made by sacrificing many goats and selling my soul.

sexy hot yeah i kno u lyke it

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1, 3, 7, 33. Aww yeah KH questions coming at cha.

Awww yeeeah KH questions bring it on

1. Who is your favorite character? Why?

I really love Sora (I’m sorry I’m boring) he’s just so cute and naive and rly loves his friends but he’s also a badass sometimes but actually he’s just like a 15-year-old dope I just. I love. I love Sora.

I also really like Axel but like who doesn’t. I mean come on what a babe.

3. What is your favorite Keyblade? Why?

Hmm probably Oblivion? I’m definitely one of those “STRATEGY WHAT’S THAT HA MAGIC IS FOR LITTLE BABIES” players so like. I like really stupidly powerful Keyblades.

Ultima weapon is also excellent but Oblivion looks cooler. uwu

7. What is your favorite world? Why? 

Oh man uh. I really like the original Atlantica because the map is so RIDICULOUSLY open you can just. Fuck around. Forever. Also swimming is hella tight. 

I also like the World that Never Was because like wow tall crazy bulidings are really cool.

33. OTP?

*sweats nervously*

Pence and Olette is my favorite thing they’re just so cute. (I hadn’t really started shipping when I got in to Kingdom Hearts so really I don’t ship a whole lot)

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1 and 13! :D

1. What’s your middle name?

It’s May! Because I was born on May 1st. uwu

13. What’s your favorite pokemon?

*screams to the heavens* AAAAAMPHAAAAROOOOS