Apr 30, 2021
Last time I brushed my teeth was in 2007, for my funeral
oh nooooooo,,.... we can send someone to put some veneers on your corpse :)
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Last time I brushed my teeth was in 2007, for my funeral
oh nooooooo,,.... we can send someone to put some veneers on your corpse :)
Does colgate say gay rights?
From a corporate standpoint, of course! No company can hate the gays these days... it's bad PR
Ok so from the fact that your dm says “active in the last hour” every time I log on I have concluded that this is the real Colgate tumblr
So first, how have you not overdosed on tumblr
Second, do you get paid to scroll all day and make posts?
We're enough people to make sure each of us gets our fair share of rest! We're paid incredibly high salaries. There are several teams of people behind all stages of the posting and blogging to manufacture this natural feel in the safest way possible, marketing-wise. The "poor intern" image and personification of the company that other brands carry is nothing but a way to live in your brain rent-free! It's the era of ads.
We're different, though. We've told you all this.
#TrustColgate
Edible toothpaste. When
the blood inside you
I think if u were to employ a family of sentient teeth that would be very sexy actually
we'd also have an emergency army 🤔
whats something about ur tooth sludge that nobody knows, but we SHOULD
we produce it under inhumane conditions of work hours, salaries, and allowed ages when it comes to outsourcing! (we outsource a lot)
u can read more under our pinned post!
Curious question, who....is in charge of thinking of toothpaste flavors in your company?
Three boards of astronomical salaries and four tester groups! anything you might think is in charge of only one individual is an illusion. and the one were after! xoxo the definitely underpaid intern :(
How to get a thorough Colgate clean!
1) brush teeth (boooooriiiing)
2) you can use our paste to polish your fingernails and, better yet, toenails!
3) it works as intimate soap if you add it to 1/4th cup of water.
4) yes, it can also go *up there*
We look forward to seeing your Colgate Experiences!