Jul 7
why do ducks have feathers??
to cover their buttquacks!
(please don’t annihilate me for this i did not come up with it i swear)
WAIT THIS IS GENUINELY HILARIOUS
I LOVE YOU FOR SUBMITTING THIS /p
YOU'RE AWESOME 🥹
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why do ducks have feathers??
to cover their buttquacks!
(please don’t annihilate me for this i did not come up with it i swear)
WAIT THIS IS GENUINELY HILARIOUS
I LOVE YOU FOR SUBMITTING THIS /p
YOU'RE AWESOME 🥹
what’s a writer’s favorite antagonist?
caffeine!
works better if you know drug classifications and stuff sorry
I don't...get this one much. Sorry T^T
I think I can get it from one pov, not too sure....
Would you mind further explaining 🤨 (ik that kinda ruins the purpose of the joke, buuuut...I REALLY wanna get this)
Joke from @hermesapolloxd:
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Art."
"Art who?"
"R2-D2" xD
what’s Apollos favourite song?
here comes the sun
I LOVE YOU. /p
Okay, edit, I realized I forgot to post this for 2 days. BUT WE'RE BACK!
I'm going to listen to this song now. Thank you for this.
And THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT APOLLO THEMED. LIKE??? YOU GET ME
The score for this joke is. definitely not going to be biased. Not at all.
What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hare line.
I'm
I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes
This is too funny
Permission to steal this???
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says "how did you do that"
YES.
Because snakes slither!! They don't walk!!!
Awesome xD
[climbs onstage, visibly nervous, in a comically large bow tie] "ahem" [microphone feedback makes audience wince]
"What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other one's a busty crustacean!"
[tumbleweed] [boos from the crowd] [i trip over on my way out. i break twelve bones and then get sniped by a rifle]
THIS IS
PROBABLY MY FUNNIEST ASK YET ALTOGETHER
NOOOO WHO SHOT THEM :(((
THEY WERE COOL 💔💔🥀🥀
Genuinely a really good joke. Wonderful presentation too. 9.9999/10.
what’s a spiders favourite hobby?
weaving.
@actuallyvee is this you?
I'm joking, I'm joking.
THIS ONE'S GOOD! No. Not just good. GREAT!
Absolutely beautiful. Lovely. Permission to use this??
Never heard that one before, YOU'RE CREATIVE!