#ask cyrus

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

Paldea. How come your dogs are made of bread.

Explain.

[ask-cyrus-manic]

Meows

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

pelipper mail

Cat ear headband

I am unsure if this suits me.

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

we would love you if you were a wurmple

Why would I be a wurmple?

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

ghetsis kill party

Not a terrible idea.

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

Where are all the cats.

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

@thebestgalacticcommander

(Knocking on office door.)

Cyrus let out a sigh, glancing up toward the door. Who was here to bother him at this hour? He leant back in his chair and folded his arms into his lap. This better be important.

"Come in," he said, shaking his head. Cyrus had raised his voice ever so slightly, however it was still very soft and monotone as it always seemed to be. It never really changed much at all.

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

You blew up the fucking lakes?

Awhile ago?