#ask daddy hoothoot

[ask-daddy-hoothoot]

OOC: quick sketch for fun

[joy-eris-joy]

Happy 20th birthday Avery (@/informist)!

Oh man oh god, did this take so long to put together. But it was well worth it! There have been times where I’ve called out of work just to work on this. After all, who needs money when you’ve got Salad birthday content!

This story takes place a bit further in the future of the RP, and yes, the Salad baby is very much canon. Their name? Only for me and the rest of the Loots to know (for now)!

(Also, thanks to @pseudobun for offering feedback and to @silvireal for designing the Salad kid!!! Love you besties 🖤)

[ask-daddy-hoothoot]

What do you think of this song?

https://youtu.be/cVpvlaKfLQc?is=duH6AskWEkZr-9ro (“I Swear” by All-4-One)

[ask-daddy-hoothoot]

Blitzø has gifted me this account to help me adjust to my new life as a…poor. I am not quite sure how to use it. 💫

Stolas is a former Prince of the Ars Goetia. He currently resides with Blitzø, trying to adjust to life as a poor.

He is a son of @ask-king-paimon and the younger half brother to @prince-pruflas.

Read more about him here!

Mod: @joy-eris-joy

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[ask-daddy-hoothoot]

There was something far too casual about the way Andrealphus arrived—no entourage, no fanfare. Just the sharp click of polished heels and the scent of frost trailing behind him like expensive perfume. The slums didn’t suit him, and he made no effort to hide the disdain curling in his lip as he took in the crumbling brick and rusted pipes.

He didn’t knock. He never did.

“Oh dear,” he drawled as he stepped inside uninvited, his tone dipped in syrup and venom. “Stolas, is that… mildew?” A mock gasp. “I must say, I almost didn’t recognize you without the velvet and the sixteen layers of inherited dignity.”

His eyes flicked around the space, lingering a little too long on the threadbare couch, the cracked tiles, the faint sound of something scuttling in the walls. And then—just the faintest twitch of a grin.

“I would’ve brought a housewarming gift, but I wasn’t sure what pairs best with squalor. Perhaps a mop? Or a crowbar? You know, to pry yourself off whatever this is and remember what you used to be.”

He leaned elegantly against the doorframe now, arms crossed, smile sharp.

“But do tell me—how is the imp? Still playing house with royalty, or have you officially downgraded to court jester?” @marquis-andrealphus

Stolas was only just awake from his midday sleep. He still stunk of the cheap beer Blitzø had bought from the store (or rather, stolen) and hopelessness.

Events of the trial and the memory of what had happened the last time he was at Andrealphus’ palace were rushing through his mind. Seeing the smug ice queen standing in front of the door of his new…home reminded him of it. Of how he had lost his title, his powers, his palace, his daughter. All for whatever this was now.

And he was not happy.

Andrealphus.

He stands up from the tattered couch, glaring at the marquis with a tired face.

Why exactly have you come here? Was the first beating I handed out not enough for you? -💫

[ask-daddy-hoothoot]

Hello borb. May you have such comfort also your ex wife almost got stabbed yesterday just thought you would like to know. Okay see ya meow

[ask-daddy-hoothoot]

Do you enjoy bubble baths?

Of course! It's the perfect way to start or end your day! -💫

[ask-daddy-hoothoot]

Happy Valentine's (:

Why, thank you! You as well, anon! -💫