#ask demoman

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howdy, darlin’. Figured I’d pop in.

-@engie-boy

"AYYY! IT'S YOU, LAD! I haven't seen anybody in waaayyy toooo long!!"

Tavish paused, a bottle of scrumpy in his hand as he squints his eye.

"Wait, have I met ya?"

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If any of you guys find this blog, I will cry. This is when I'm drunk and uh... apparently am from Maine despite being from Scotland ☺️ I'm like not gonna have a filter or whatever. Forger rhat. Oh amd I'm not going yo fix my gramamr. Autocorrect can do that

I jjst know you guys will find me.

Uhgjffhjdkddk sobs.

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Demo! DEMO!

Oh no he dead

(Ah-ha.. Emesis Blue variant *spoiler* below.)

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What makes you a good demoman?

[AHEM... Meet the Demoman—.]

"What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?!"

A flashback for sure... Him charging into battle with way too many explosions. "LET'S DO ITTTTT!!! Not one of ya's gonna survive this."

"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE!"

Suddenly, he had a bottle of scrumpy. Yup, you looked away for just a moment and he had one right in his hands. It's just Team Fortress Logic.

"And I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me."

Well, he tried to drink from his empty bottle... and sobered back up to continue yapping about whatever... We lost the point of the question.

"So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!"

Suddenly... he was out on the battlefield. He was also screaming, so... "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/5m26en/meet_the_demoman_script/

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Eyyyy I've just turned drinking age, what are we having?

"Ayee, good for ya, lad! We're havin' me homemade scrumpy~! Are ye up for it, 'cause I sure am!"

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TF2 ASK BLOG IN THIS DAY OF AGE?? SAVE ME SLICE!!

-✨️🪄 (mod was apart of so many tf2 rp communities back in the day but they watched all of them die ☹️.. oh the scoviet union how i miss you...)

I KNOW, RIGHT? There's so many blogs, but then suddenly, kaboom! They are no more! It's sad.

(Me and Tavish may or may not going through the same thing...)

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I'VE MISSED YOU, MAGGOT! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? HUH? HUH?! TELL ME!

"Och, simmer down ye daft wee pipsqueak! Were ye checkin' under yer bed for a wee Scottish cyclops? I've been busy, ye see. Busy wi' me dear ol' mum. Aye, that's it..."

Tavish paused, wondering if he should go into more detail.

"A lot of work that'd definitely be a heavy load for an ol' lady. A mother's work is never done, lad! She was, er, so appreciative for me help. So don't be yellin' at me! I was doin' me familial duty...."

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we’re not pure of heart but we’re sure of aim and our hearts are full of love and blood and whiskey

There’s a dream that I've had as we ride out west, of a golden age and this world’s wrongs all redressed. But I wake to find there’s nothing here but fear and death... and between the two there’s only blood and whiskey! 😍