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HEY MAGGOTS, GUESS WHO STOLE TAVISH'S PHONE! HE SAID THAT I CAN HAVE IT AS LONG AS I DON'T RUIN THE BLOG.

— THE BLU PATRIOT

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If any of you guys find this blog, I will cry. This is when I'm drunk and uh... apparently am from Maine despite being from Scotland ☺️ I'm like not gonna have a filter or whatever. Forger rhat. Oh amd I'm not going yo fix my gramamr. Autocorrect can do that

I jjst know you guys will find me.

Uhgjffhjdkddk sobs.

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howdy, darlin’. Figured I’d pop in.

-@engie-boy

"AYYY! IT'S YOU, LAD! I haven't seen anybody in waaayyy toooo long!!"

Tavish paused, a bottle of scrumpy in his hand as he squints his eye.

"Wait, have I met ya?"

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Demo! DEMO!

Oh no he dead

(Ah-ha.. Emesis Blue variant *spoiler* below.)

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...what...

...is...

...that... 😰

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He's cheating on me—

With bloody Amir and Volt. Who are those men? I mean, they're attractive, but what do they have that I don't? 💔🥺

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What makes you a good demoman?

[AHEM... Meet the Demoman—.]

"What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?!"

A flashback for sure... Him charging into battle with way too many explosions. "LET'S DO ITTTTT!!! Not one of ya's gonna survive this."

"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE!"

Suddenly, he had a bottle of scrumpy. Yup, you looked away for just a moment and he had one right in his hands. It's just Team Fortress Logic.

"And I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me."

Well, he tried to drink from his empty bottle... and sobered back up to continue yapping about whatever... We lost the point of the question.

"So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!"

Suddenly... he was out on the battlefield. He was also screaming, so... "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/5m26en/meet_the_demoman_script/

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don’t tell sniper mmaye

I think es a bloody fae

Snipes's a fae?

Ahh... where'd ye get that idea?