#ask dexter

[ask-dextec]

Rocky may have fed rejected Maestro nines stick bombs accidentally...

-rocky anonymous anon

𝑊𝐻𝑌'𝐷 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐾𝐼𝐿𝐿 𝐻𝐼𝑀??!!! 𝐼 𝑊𝐴𝑆 𝑃𝐿𝐴𝑁𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑇𝑂 𝐶𝑈𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑅𝐸𝐽𝐸𝐶𝑇𝑆..

-……𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦. 𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝑆𝑇𝐼𝐿𝐿 !!!!!!!

(ooc: sorry if this sounded rude anon- its cuz in a QnA dex is trying to CURE them so ya lol)

[bloodspatterdexter]

Name’s Dexter.

I work for Miami Metro Police Department as a blood spatter analyst. Which, for those of you asking already, means I study the patterns blood leaves behind; how it falls, how it moves, etc. Blood tells a story. It always does, and you have to notice the patterns.

People hear that and think it’s… unsettling. Maybe it is. But it’s precise work. Clean. Orderly...

Anyway, I’ve been told this is a place where people ask questions, and then viola... I answer. So.. if you’re curious about what I do, how crime scenes work... ask away. I’ll answer what I can.

Just don’t expect me to be… overly chatty about it.

(OOC UNDERCUT/READ BEFORE ASKING)

///Hello! Wanted to make an ask/rp blog for dexter. I have watched all of the seasons including the resurrection, so.. ask anything that pertains to any season. Im all caught up!

About mod:

19 years old. Very girly girl, and... ironically, I live in Florida! I have been to downtown Miami a lot as a kid. Yes, I have even been incredibly close to his apartment too and went to like 60% of the locations in season 1.

RULES:

-Have common sense. No homophobia, transphobia, racist comments, etc.

-I do accept suggestive asks! But if you send it without turning anon on, I check profiles. So if you do send a suggestive/NSFW ask, and you are ageless/minor, you will be blocked. Point blank period.

OTHER INFO;

-#ask dexter (to only see asks)

-I accept roleplays from any and all characters!

...thats all! Ask away!

[ask-dextec]

run somebody over with the train 🥺

𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝐼- 𝑜ℎ, 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡 𝐼 𝑟𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑗𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑒'𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡

[ask-dextec]

Dexter!! What is your opinion about Meistro And Spinette? :0

ℎ𝑚𝑚𝑚𝑚𝑚…

𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑀𝑒𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜'𝑠 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑠, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑.. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒, 𝑒ℎℎℎℎℎℎ 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑀𝑒𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜'𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑜-

𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟

-……𝐼 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛, 𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝐷𝑂𝐸𝑆 𝑑𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑇𝑟*𝑒 𝐷*𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟.. 𝑂ℎ 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔

𝑆ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟: 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑒𝑢𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ.

[ask-dextec]

Dexter this is Kueni, tell Boba Rocky will takes Doda's honey glazed donuts i baked insteads of him, Couda just totally disrespects me royal personality, and Rocky is one gentleman, he deserves the extras that i made today

- absolutely not rocky anonymous anon i mean female kingie yes

……..𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡.

-𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑎ℎℎℎℎℎ 𝑖 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑖'𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑘𝑜𝑑𝑎-

𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘰, 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦'𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘚𝘖 𝘚𝘖 𝘚𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥.

𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵…… 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪 𝘢𝘵𝘦.. 𝘦𝘩 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦-

(OOC: i lowkirkenuinely thought that this person couldnt spell until i realized it was rocky POV ;-;)

(-anyways heres a translation for those who arent rlly fluent in rocky's way of speech:

"Dexter this is Queenie, tell Koda that Rocky will take his honey glazed donuts I baked instead of him. Koda just totally disrespects me as a royal, and rocky is one gentleman, he deserves the extras that I made today

-absolutely not rocky anon- I mean queenie yes")

[ask-dextec]

THE GULLIBLE MAN OF THE TRAIN, THE TIME HAS COME TO CONFESS, SEEMS LIKE MY ACTIONS WEREN'T IN VAIN

IT WAS I WHO GAVE ROCKY THE BOOK, MY GOAL IS TO RUSSIANIFY EACH FACTORY'S NOOK.

I, THOUGH, SHALL GIVE YOU A SNACK, IT'LL HELP YOU SURVIVE A REJECT ATTACK

@the-heavy-rhymes-guy

𝑊- 𝐼’𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑔𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒.. 𝑊𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝐼𝑆 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑀𝐸𝐴𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆 ??!!!

𝑢𝑢𝑔ℎℎ.. 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑒..

[ask-dextec]

happy pride gayboy

𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 ^^

[ask-dextec]

do you have a fav plushie by any chance?

do you and dolly see each other as best friends or siblings?

are you a fan of summer? likes? dislikes?

1.) 𝑖 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑎𝑏𝑢𝑛.. 𝑖 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑖 𝑑𝑖𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑜 𝑦𝑒𝑎ℎ 𝑖 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠? 2.) 𝑤𝑒'𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠. (OOC: this is just my hc! ingame they are best friends i assume-) 3.) 𝑦𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤, 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑖 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠..

(OOC: sorry i replied late !!!!)