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ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒,𝑎𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑒𝑒, 𝑚𝑦 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑑𝑒𝑥 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑦 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑓𝑓 𝑏𝑙𝑒ℎ 𝑖 𝑎𝑚 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯- 𝘱𝘭𝘻 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘮𝘦 ;_;

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OOC:

DNI IF YOU ARE A DEXTER FICKIN (cuz i am one)

and btw i dont know much abt pokemon soooooo deal with it

[ask-dextec]

run somebody over with the train 🥺

𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝐼- 𝑜ℎ, 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡 𝐼 𝑟𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑗𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑒'𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡

[ask-dextec]

Dexter!! What is your opinion about Meistro And Spinette? :0

ℎ𝑚𝑚𝑚𝑚𝑚…

𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑀𝑒𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜'𝑠 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑠, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑.. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒, 𝑒ℎℎℎℎℎℎ 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑀𝑒𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜'𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑜-

𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟

-……𝐼 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛, 𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝐷𝑂𝐸𝑆 𝑑𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑇𝑟*𝑒 𝐷*𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟.. 𝑂ℎ 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔

𝑆ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟: 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑒𝑢𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ.

[ask-dextec]

Dexter this is Kueni, tell Boba Rocky will takes Doda's honey glazed donuts i baked insteads of him, Couda just totally disrespects me royal personality, and Rocky is one gentleman, he deserves the extras that i made today

- absolutely not rocky anonymous anon i mean female kingie yes

……..𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡.

-𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑎ℎℎℎℎℎ 𝑖 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑖'𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑘𝑜𝑑𝑎-

𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘰, 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦'𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘚𝘖 𝘚𝘖 𝘚𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥.

𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵…… 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪 𝘢𝘵𝘦.. 𝘦𝘩 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦-

(OOC: i lowkirkenuinely thought that this person couldnt spell until i realized it was rocky POV ;-;)

(-anyways heres a translation for those who arent rlly fluent in rocky's way of speech:

"Dexter this is Queenie, tell Koda that Rocky will take his honey glazed donuts I baked instead of him. Koda just totally disrespects me as a royal, and rocky is one gentleman, he deserves the extras that I made today

-absolutely not rocky anon- I mean queenie yes")

[ask-dextec]

Rocky may have fed rejected Maestro nines stick bombs accidentally...

-rocky anonymous anon

𝑊𝐻𝑌'𝐷 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐾𝐼𝐿𝐿 𝐻𝐼𝑀??!!! 𝐼 𝑊𝐴𝑆 𝑃𝐿𝐴𝑁𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑇𝑂 𝐶𝑈𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑅𝐸𝐽𝐸𝐶𝑇𝑆..

-……𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦. 𝐵𝑈𝑇 𝑆𝑇𝐼𝐿𝐿 !!!!!!!

(ooc: sorry if this sounded rude anon- its cuz in a QnA dex is trying to CURE them so ya lol)

[ask-dextec]

ROUG EATED ROCKY'S TAIL BUT DEXTER'S LUNCH IS BACKS NOW

-rocky anonymous anon

𝐻𝑂𝐿𝑌- 𝑔𝑜 𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑡 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝐼 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑒- 𝐵𝑈𝑇𝑇𝑇 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑅𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑦, 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ.

[ask-dextec]

Rocky shall steals Dough's lunch for Dexter!

-rocky anonymous anon

𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡 𝑟𝑙𝑙𝑦???? 𝑦𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑒 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-dextec]

Hello Dexter! It's me! @boothebuddy !

Just wondering, since I mostly only see you on the train when you're conducting it, what to you do in your free time normally?

𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑢𝑔𝑔ℎℎℎℎℎℎ 𝑖 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑛𝑎𝑝 𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛

𝑖 𝑑𝑜 𝑏𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒-𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑜 -𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑙𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑒 s

(OOC: canonically he just stays in the train 24/7. what a miserable guy.)