#ask dr knockout

[ask-dr-knockout]

Consplay Superior Road trip'n in style~

TFCon LA we are Incoming!!

[ask-smokescreen]

Smokescreen what have you done with my buffer... I know you took it without permission... ... like you always do.

Dad Out, why’d it have to be you?

I haven’t done anything with your buffer! Unlike some bots, I shine without needing a buffer!

/He’s holding the buffer right now./

[tyrantofthefirmament]

Hey Starscream I finished that poison per your request~ *Knockout walks into the room cassually sauntering towards Starscream looking down at a datapad in one hand and 2 vials and applicators in the other. one is a antidote the other the poison. "It causes slow and painful shut down~ all created in record time might I add dear leader~ So~ tell me I'm just that good~" he chuckles his hip quirked to one side the datapad tucked under his arm as he holds his hand out offering the "goods"

Starscream turns around with a greedy gleam in his optics, but then he freezes in alarm when he sees how close Knockout is!

“Knockout! Stay back!” he squawks, moving to cover the sprig of mistletoe floating over his head even though it won’t do any good. His attempt to back away results in slowed movement - he’s stuck until he goes through with the idiotic prank.

Venting, he growls, “Ironically, you’ve stumbled into the very trap I need the poison for. Now hold still.” There are some very ominous Seeker claws reaching out to grab Knockout. Once certain inconveniences are dispensed with, they can get down to business.

[ask-dr-knockout]

Who needs drinks when you can indulge in my beauty~ ❤️

[tyrantofthefirmament]

Starscream, all this talk of paintjobs and you have not yet consulted muwah? I'm slightly offended~😏 Why not allow me to provide you with a tasteful repaint~ you speak the colors I'll find the correct combination to accentuate your best features. 😌

I didn’t consult you because I’m not getting a new paint job. It would unseemly to run around sporting new paint when everyone is giving all they’ve got to rebuilding. My current colors reflect the solemnity of our our mission, and my own resolve to devote everything to Vos and its people.

As I said, there is plenty of time for new and flashy paint later on, and naturally you’ll be my go-to mech.

[ask-smokescreen]

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*Frantically Smacks hand over smokescreen traitorous yapper* sshhh!!! don’t give him any ideas!!!??

MM! MMmm, mmorry...

/Doorwings droop, he didn’t mean to give Unicron ideas.../

/But also, he’s licking Knock Out’s hand while it’s covering his mouth./

[ask-smokescreen]

Hey Smoke~ *tosses him a shock staff shaped elegantly wrapped present* Merry Christmas...

Aww, Knocks! Merry Chrysler! I got you a gift too, but first, lemme check this out!

Oooh- I bet this is a really big candy bar!

/Smokescreen’s opening the present, probably destroying the wrapping paper in the process./

[tyrantofthefirmament]

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W w wait… Did you… Just… call me your best friend? *Looks shocked but hopeful*

Of course. Everyone knows that. Don’t make it weird.