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"What would you do for a klondike bar?"

Buy it from a store... Like a normal person.....

L, is there anything you've always wanted for your birthday but never gotten?

-L hesitates for a moment minute looking at A-

Chinchilla.

-He then takes a swig of Jack Daniels immediately-

"Love me. I exist you fuck."

you, fuck* and I was under the impression that you lacked the ability for that...

"I was reported as dead! Thought I'd reclarify that I should not be buried tonight."

You will not be buried tonight, Y....

I wasn't even made aware that you were reportedly dead....

Hey guys its Cas!

I've decided that there will be another ask drunk L today. Starting now 😁😁

"The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed."

There was no technology back then.......

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Oh.... I get it now

"I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right."

"Did you hear about the two criminals that stole a calendar? They both got six months."

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