@vampostingtime BEHOLD! TWO GIFTS! (fun fact: the word "gift" means "poison" in German - I'm sure there's something there someone can have fun with)
"'I had hoped it would be simpler given the centuries of mastery over vampiric gifts, but it turns out the afterlife — or wherever this is — requires a bit more finesse to change than most humans and fledglings do.'"
and a little bit later:
"The action is so infuriatingly Owen that Legundo considers trying to will a table into existence so he can throw it [redacted for now]"















