Every single one of Strange's exes felt that last post. They were all called out...
Because he has one very specific type
Clea: 🤨
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Every single one of Strange's exes felt that last post. They were all called out...
Because he has one very specific type
Clea: 🤨
I want to see your face! I'm sure others do too
my? face? aah i don’t know- i’m a bit shy-
maybe i should grow bangs like Jae lol
nightcrawler's version of the spider sense is just him detecting when doc strange is about to make bad relationship decisions
NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT AKAJSNSKSJSNSNSN
I've been laughing for a solid minute at your meme for your blog (It's an interesting verse you made) because both Doctor Strange and Nightcrawler went through crazy stuff these past years and neither of them could possibly have a clue what the other's shenanigans were but the big difference between them is, I don't think Nightcrawler himself knows what he's gone through during that time either
Because compared to Doctor Strange whose adventures read like a book on psychedelics, Nightcrawler's adventures could be best described as a fever dream because stuff just happened and you get actual jump cuts from one story beat to the next
"I became a wanted criminal after Orchis used me to assassinate people so I left the island long before the 3rd gala to seriously investigate them and look into how they even managed to do tha-...
Now I'm Spiderman."
This guy gets it 🤣
The Krakoa era was a big underwhelming disappointment to me but I gotta say... Having one friend tag along with me throughout all of it helped a whole lot more than I thought
Shout out to that mf who kept sending me whenever Krakoa was nuked/fell/got attacked/got sent to the shadow realm which happened so often it ain't funny no more the same snapcube dub clip of sonic adventures 2 aka "here goes hawaii"
Unironically krakoa's official national anthem ; I could legit hear a villain sing this during the whole island saga
You're gonna have to send me that clip too we all want that context lol
And the best decision made during Fall of X in regards to Nightcrawler's situation goes to... Madelyne "if I had to pick between these two teleporting crack heads I'd take the one that goes with my hair colour" Pryor !
😭not the favoritism—
I want to believe Madelyne through her Mercy Crown knew where Nightcrawler was this whole time and her and the Dark X-Men were this close to take him in but the second they got to his general area without his notice, they just saw/heard him having one of his weird ass mental arguments with the ghost bamf squatting in his head and they all unanimously (from Madelyne to Gambit, Zero and Azazel even) thought :
"Well, 2 years ago, he made a religion for which he became the main leader and an inquisition for it overnight... 3 years ago, he was behind the law about baby making for everyone on the island after getting a "you're a priest" taunt... Now, he's committing fully to the whole identity theft after running off from his murder allegations and is starting to hear the voice of... Whatever high entity he worships I guess...
If we bring him back to the Embassy, he's just gonna start a cult there."
So they all nod to each other and teleport away.
Now I'm thinkin.. out of all the stuff Madelyn did this year, keeping Kurt out of it was a good idea. Can you imagine her trying to keep things civil between Azazel's instigating butt and Kurt's identity crisis 😭