#ask greninja

[medievalmon]

Chestnaught could work out, too, though. You know. A thick chest and burly arms to cuddle you forever with.

“Wait, you mean he should be even buffer than he is now? So thick chest, burly arms, soft belly...and his signature winning smile...! He’d be unstoppable...!” 

“I...I don’t think that’s how those work at all...” 

“Nonsense. If we get started now, we can come up with regular routines that will help build your body up all around. You’ll be even more irresistible than ever before! Imagine such power...!” 

“If you’d like it, I guess that’s good, but won’t it be bad if everyone finds me so attractive? Then your boyfriend would be...uh, Greninja? Where’d he...? Oh, I hope he didn’t take off to get started already...”

[medievalmon]

Greninja, what is your favorite part of Chesnaught’s body? His chest fluff?

“Aw wow, I was just going to be cute and pick his big, adorable heart, but you’re right, the fluff is great.” 

“What about my face fluff?” 

“Wait, that’s true too! I love that.” 

“Maybe my bulky arms? Or the cute little nose?” 

“Oh no, I like those a lot too. Stop flexing on me!” 

“Dark eyes? Thick thighs?” 

“You can’t just keep naming everything that I like!” 

“Swishy tail? Super shell?” 

“Stooooop! ...It’s all too good...”

[medievalmon]

Greninja, I think you should keep a watch on Delphox, not only because he's blind, but because of how it can affect him emotionally. Delphox is the type of person who doesn't like to feel useless. Too much "pity" could irritate him very easily.

“...By making me aware of it and drawing attention for concern, isn’t this post in and of itself a form of pity for Delphox?” 

“WHO’S PITYING ME?!”

[medievalmon]

Mewtwo could you tell Greninja and us a joke? Charm us!

“Now? I...do not believe I am quite the best at telling jokes on the spot. Truth be told, I am still developing my sense of humor, as much as I enjoy it.” 

“Yeah, neither of us are quite comedians, but we thank you for being into that! Most of my jokes tend to be silly, flirtatious, or biting.” 

“Biting?” 

“Reserved for those that I dislike.” 

“Ah.”

[medievalmon]

"to Greninja & Accelgor" Word 'ninja' has been connected with such things like covert agent, assassin, mercenary and so on. What is your work as a ninja?

“More or less that.” 

“Yeah, pretty much. Lately, I’ve been doing more soldier things, but that’s just because of the position that I’m in.” 

“And I…am in dire need of work.”